Random stuff worth reading on the internet thread

[MartyFunkhouser]

For all the mocking I get for my love of craft beer.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/...tm_source=SFFB

11. They have craft breweries. One final marker, perhaps the most reliable: A city on the way back will have one or more craft breweries, and probably some small distilleries too. Until 2012, that would have been an unfair test for Mississippi, which effectively outlawed craft beers by setting maximum alcohol levels at 5 percent. Now that law has changed, and Mississippi has 10 craft breweries. Once-restrictive Utah has even more. A town that has craft breweries also has a certain kind of entrepreneur, and a critical mass of mainly young (except for me) customers. You may think I’m joking, but just try to find an exception.

Rejoice people in Orem/Provo, you may soon qualify as a city on the way back, because you have 2 craft breweries set to open this year.

[Donuthole]

Quick but interesting read on a woman who showed up at her own funeral. I think the most shocking thing was not that she was still alive but that

Spoiler for Shocker:

she has received backlash from Melbourne's Congolese population for turning in her husband. You know, the guy who admits he paid to have her killed.

[Sullyute]

Same here.

My wife is ahead of the evolution curve. She never had any.

Me either.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I didn't have mine out before my mission. Still have all 4 of them, in fact.

Same here.

My wife is ahead of the evolution curve. She never had any.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Doesn't the church still require missionaries to have them removed prior to leaving? So it must be an a true and inspired procedure.

No. Only if the dentist believes that they are likely to cause a problem if not removed.