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  • #1

    Valentine's Lingerie

    I can never bring myself to go shopping for this. I always think that people at the store would think me a perv. It is really quite odd. Sex is a wonderful thing and I should want to further enhance our relations. Everybody else likely feels the same way about their own marriage. I wonder if they have similar reservations about shopping the underwear section.

    I'm not uncomfortable or shy about the female reproductive organs at all. I've delivered hundreds of babies and done thousands of vaginal exams. But I'm a known entity in an understood situation at work. At Macy's, I could be the sex offender down the road.

    Anybody else feel uncomfortable doing this?
    "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

    "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"
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  • #2
    Originally posted by doctorcoug View Post
    I can never bring myself to go shopping for this. I always think that people at the store would think me a perv. It is really quite odd. Sex is a wonderful thing and I should want to further enhance our relations. Everybody else likely feels the same way about their own marriage. I wonder if they have similar reservations about shopping the underwear section.

    I'm not uncomfortable or shy about the female reproductive organs at all. I've delivered hundreds of babies and done thousands of vaginal exams. But I'm a known entity in an understood situation at work. At Macy's, I could be the sex offender down the road.

    Anybody else feel uncomfortable doing this?
    I have no problems buying women's underwear.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

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    • #3
      I have no problem wandering around the lingerie section of a store, lingering near the dressing rooms, fingering the goods etc. Where I have a problem is choosing the correct size. To paraphrase Woody Hayes, there are only three things that can happen when choosing lingerie for you spouse, girlfriend or secret tranny lover, and two of them are bad.

      Go too big: "So you think I'm fat."
      Go too small: "So that's what you want."
      Go just right: Statistically improbable if not impossible.

      Best to not even try.
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      • #4
        The .com has taken the worry out of this. They have a greater selection online AND you can see the photos on real people and not mannequins. Hell, you can ever buy sex toys from Amazon without having to peruse questionable websites.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #5
          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          you can see the photos on real people and not mannequins.
          Then I might be accused of looking at "porn", so the dot com doesn't really work for me.
          "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

          "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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          • #6
            My wife took me lingerie shopping on our first date. She said it was for a roommate's upcoming bachelorette party.
            "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

            "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
              I have no problem wandering around the lingerie section of a store, lingering near the dressing rooms, fingering the goods etc. Where I have a problem is choosing the correct size. To paraphrase Woody Hayes, there are only three things that can happen when choosing lingerie for you spouse, girlfriend or secret tranny lover, and two of them are bad.

              Go too big: "So you think I'm fat."
              Go too small: "So that's what you want."
              Go just right: Statistically improbable if not impossible.

              Best to not even try.
              This is true, though after 13 years of marriage, I am ok with Danimal picking out for me now. Though it's more fun for me to pick out something and surprise him with it. Perhaps y'all should just go with gift card to Vicky's secret and let her do the shopping.
              What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
              -Teenage Dirtbag

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              • #8
                Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                I have no problem wandering around the lingerie section of a store, lingering near the dressing rooms, fingering the goods etc. Where I have a problem is choosing the correct size. To paraphrase Woody Hayes, there are only three things that can happen when choosing lingerie for you spouse, girlfriend or secret tranny lover, and two of them are bad.

                Go too big: "So you think I'm fat."
                Go too small: "So that's what you want."
                Go just right: Statistically improbable if not impossible.

                Best to not even try.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hostile View Post
                  My wife took me lingerie shopping on our first date. She said it was for a roommate's upcoming bachelorette party.
                  Right...for a friend
                  "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                  "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                    I have no problem wandering around the lingerie section of a store, lingering near the dressing rooms, fingering the goods etc. Where I have a problem is choosing the correct size. To paraphrase Woody Hayes, there are only three things that can happen when choosing lingerie for you spouse, girlfriend or secret tranny lover, and two of them are bad.

                    Go too big: "So you think I'm fat."
                    Go too small: "So that's what you want."
                    Go just right: Statistically improbable if not impossible.

                    Best to not even try.
                    I'm glad I wasn't drinking while I read this, I would have made quite a mess.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • #11
                      Lingerie shopping is easy. Just take it off the rack and throw it on the floor.
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                        Lingerie shopping is easy. Just take it off the rack and throw it on the floor.
                        That one is rich
                        "Don't expect I'll see you 'till after the race"

                        "So where does the power come from to see the race to its end...from within"

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