Nate Cooper should die of gonorrhea and roast in hell.

[Senioritis]

If I am ever in the same room as Nate Cooper, I am going to torch his Conan O'Brien hair with a Bic lighter and a can of AquaNet. His scalp will look like Darth Vader's at the almost end of Return of the Jedi.

[MartyFunkhouser]

Nate Cooper has the biggest head that Mark Grace has ever seen.

[Senioritis]

The next time I see Nate Cooper's giant head, I'm going to use it to clog an industrial sewage pipe.

[TripletDaddy]

If I am ever in the same room as Nate Cooper, I am going to torch his Conan O'Brien hair with a Bic lighter and a can of AquaNet. His scalp will look like Darth Vader's at the almost end of Return of the Jedi.

I'm still confused. When Luke removes Darth Vader's helmet at the almost end of Return of the Jedi, his scalp looked very dry, but not entirely unmanageable.....much like an elderly temple worker helping you to your locker.

However, there is a brief scene a few minutes later wherein Luke lights a funeral pyre with Darth Vader resting atop. One can only assume that his scalp was disfigured beyond recognition after enduring such a cremation. Additionally, the melted helmet fragments would have likely been seared to his skin in the process, creating a truly horrifying sight.

Are you planning on reenacting the third-to-last Darth Vader scene, thereby making Nate Cooper's scalp insufferably dry, yet treatable? Or the second-to-last Darth Vader scene, charring his scalp beyond recognition, although in a respectful ceremonial fashion?

[Senioritis]

I'm still confused. When Luke removes Darth Vader's helmet at the almost end of Return of the Jedi, his scalp looked very dry, but not entirely unmanageable.....much like an elderly temple worker helping you to your locker.

However, there is a brief scene a few minutes later wherein Luke lights a funeral pyre with Darth Vader resting atop. One can only assume that his scalp was disfigured beyond recognition after enduring such a cremation. Additionally, the melted helmet fragments would have likely been seared to his skin in the process, creating a truly horrifying sight.

Are you planning on reenacting the third-to-last Darth Vader scene, thereby making Nate Cooper's scalp insufferably dry, yet treatable? Or the second-to-last Darth Vader scene, charring his scalp beyond recognition, although in a respectful ceremonial fashion?

I'm a little sketchy on the details, but the plan is to somehow give his scalp untreatable gonorrhea.

[TripletDaddy]

I'm a little sketchy on the details, but the plan is to somehow give his scalp untreatable gonorrhea.

His scalp would show no symptoms! That is what I am trying to tell you. Please listen to me!

[Senioritis]

If Nate Cooper was a terrorist (which he may be), and I was an interrogator (which I may be), I would waterboard him in yak urine. So, I guess I would urineboard him.

[Senioritis]

I will punch Nate Cooper in the ovary. Straight shot, right to the baby maker.

[Eddie]

I remember seeing a replay of whatever it was that Cooper was supposed to have done, and all I can say is I must've missed it.

I remember a minor league pushing match under the basket. But certainly nothing to warrant remembering a minor role player on the team.

Seriously - was that the only time VanHorne was fouled in his entire career at Utah? Becuase I didn't see anything beyond a regular layup stopping foul to make him earn them at the FT line.

Is there video out there somewhere of this incident so that I can see what I missed the last time I watched it?

[Mormon Red Death]

I remember seeing a replay of whatever it was that Cooper was supposed to have done, and all I can say is I must've missed it.

I remember a minor league pushing match under the basket. But certainly nothing to warrant remembering a minor role player on the team.

Seriously - was that the only time VanHorne was fouled in his entire career at Utah? Becuase I didn't see anything beyond a regular layup stopping foul to make him earn them at the FT line.

Is there video out there somewhere of this incident so that I can see what I missed the last time I watched it?

byu has cleverly deleted any footage of the atrocity. Beavis... You can burn in hell!!!

[MartyFunkhouser]

I remember seeing a replay of whatever it was that Cooper was supposed to have done, and all I can say is I must've missed it.

I remember a minor league pushing match under the basket. But certainly nothing to warrant remembering a minor role player on the team.

Seriously - was that the only time VanHorne was fouled in his entire career at Utah? Becuase I didn't see anything beyond a regular layup stopping foul to make him earn them at the FT line.

Is there video out there somewhere of this incident so that I can see what I missed the last time I watched it?

What is next, are you going to claim that Royce Olney only tapped Andre Miller?

[Mormon Red Death]

What is next, are you going to claim that Royce Olney only tapped Andre Miller?

amen brother

[cougjunkie]

What is next, are you going to claim that Royce Olney only tapped Andre Miller?

Yes, and Hafa had no intention of KO'ing Jerrell Blassingame.

[Eddie]

What is next, are you going to claim that Royce Olney only tapped Andre Miller?

Who is Royce Olney? And what did he do to Andre Miller?


Next you're going to blame Miles for the time that Aussie behemoth tried to hit him in the foot with his back.




I have to tell you in all honesty - I never saw whatever it was that Nate Cooper allegedly did to Mr. VanHorne.

[MartyFunkhouser]

Who is Royce Olney? And what did he do to Andre Miller?

Royce Olney is a horrible human being. That is all you need to know about him.