Donuthole has the best resolution of all, next to the Dude's.
I now prefer turkey bacon to pork bacon, but any bacon is better than no bacon.
Whereas it is in the best interests of Topper, it is hereby resolved that
Topper shall spend more time on exotic beaches,
shall eat more turkey bacon,
shall find exercise as pleasant and pleasurable as it once was before,
and furthermore shall take pleasure and delight in all things restful and energetic, and even enjoy a BYU game for once.
It is so resolved.
I now prefer turkey bacon to pork bacon, but any bacon is better than no bacon.
Whereas it is in the best interests of Topper, it is hereby resolved that
Topper shall spend more time on exotic beaches,
shall eat more turkey bacon,
shall find exercise as pleasant and pleasurable as it once was before,
and furthermore shall take pleasure and delight in all things restful and energetic, and even enjoy a BYU game for once.
It is so resolved.
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