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  • #16
    Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
    They have just enough hairs on those teets to be extra gross... like the two hairs springing form a mole. Of course some cows get very self-conscious about this and so they wax.
    I know this is hypocritical given my typing problems, but they are teAts, not teEts.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • #17
      My Grandpa had a dairy farm, so I love milk. An ice cold glass of raw milk with the cream stirred in is awesome.

      We have whole milk at our house. I love it, but have really cut back on it because of doctor's orders for my chronic sinusitis. It's helped a little, but I'm not so sure it's worth it, as I'm supposed to cut out all dairy products.
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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      • #18
        Originally posted by Tim View Post
        There's something amazing about milk that comes in glass bottles. I love the stuff.
        I feel the same way about Coca-cola from glass bottles, especially las que son hechas en México.

        I live in the sticks, hardcore sticks, like the biggest building in my county is the damned NASCAR track. We-have-the-only-Wal*Mart-in-four-counties sticks. So, I was hopeful when we moved here that there would be this Jurgis-Rudkus-goes-to-the-countryside-and-gets-his-strength-back cornucopia of fresh foods and dairy available.

        Nope, the "farmers market" is all from California and Mexico, save an occasional corn or sweet potato grower.

        Damnit!
        "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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        • #19
          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          I feel the same way about Coca-cola from glass bottles, especially las que son hechas en México.

          I live in the sticks, hardcore sticks, like the biggest building in my county is the damned NASCAR track. We-have-the-only-Wal*Mart-in-four-counties sticks. So, I was hopeful when we moved here that there would be this Jurgis-Rudkus-goes-to-the-countryside-and-gets-his-strength-back cornucopia of fresh foods and dairy available.

          Nope, the "farmers market" is all from California and Mexico, save an occasional corn or sweet potato grower.

          Damnit!
          You need to come up here to the Farmer's Market some time. It's all stuff grown here in the central part of the state. There's some great local stuff available.
          Visca Catalunya Lliure

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          • #20
            I love Milk. I've drank a lot of it since I was a kid.

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            • #21
              I have two requirements for milk:

              1. It has to be out of a glass. I won't drink milk from a plastic cup.

              2. It has to be cold. I don't like to drink the milk the day it is purchased from the store. It has to sit in our second fridge for a few days to get nice and cold.

              Okay, 3 requirements: I won't drink skim milk. I can handle 1% and I prefer 2%. Whole is just a little too much for me.
              "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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              • #22
                As some of you know, I have a special, intimate relationship with milk.

                We had a milk cow when I was growing up on the farm. Only had three functional teats, so she wasn't much good in the swimwear contest. Still, there is definitely something disturbingly sexual about teen boys fondling her giant mammary glands in the privacy of the barn twice a day, resulting in all of that white creamy fluid.

                We got a lot of milk out of the exercise too.

                I kid, but I do rather like raw whole milk, cream stirred in. I attribute most of my size to it, as a matter of fact - genetics say I should not be as big as I am, but I had a nearly unlimited supply of raw milk, fresh eggs and steak when I was a growing teen. High fat content, so you have to be careful, but tasty.
                Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                • #23
                  And there are at least 3 things that must be served with cold milk:

                  chocolate chip cookies

                  brownies

                  yellow cake with chocolate frosting

                  roast beef dinner w/ mashed potatoes
                  "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                    As some of you know, I have a special, intimate relationship with milk.

                    We had a milk cow when I was growing up on the farm. Only had three functional teats, so she wasn't much good in the swimwear contest. Still, there is definitely something disturbingly sexual about teen boys fondling her giant mammary glands in the privacy of the barn twice a day, resulting in all of that white creamy fluid.

                    We got a lot of milk out of the exercise too.

                    I kid, but I do rather like raw whole milk, cream stirred in. I attribute most of my size to it, as a matter of fact - genetics say I should not be as big as I am, but I had a nearly unlimited supply of raw milk, fresh eggs and steak when I was a growing teen. High fat content, so you have to be careful, but tasty.
                    And when you ran out of steak, did your grandma tell you to 'Make a dang kay-sa-dilla?'

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
                      And when you ran out of steak, did your grandma tell you to 'Make a dang kay-sa-dilla?'
                      I was the real Napoleon Dynamite.
                      Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                        As some of you know, I have a special, intimate relationship with milk.

                        Still, there is definitely something disturbingly sexual about teen boys fondling her giant mammary glands in the privacy of the barn twice a day, resulting in all of that white creamy fluid.

                        We got a lot of milk out of the exercise too.

                        I kid, but I do rather like raw whole milk, cream stirred in. I attribute most of my size to it, as a matter of fact - genetics say I should not be as big as I am, but I had a nearly unlimited supply of raw milk, fresh eggs and steak when I was a growing teen. High fat content, so you have to be careful, but tasty.
                        I've milked cows before and there was nothing sexual about a gigantic smelly beast shitting and pissing next to my head as my arms burned from the hard work that is milking. I mean, aside from the milk, there's nothing pleasant about the experience. And I milked cows when I was a horny teenager, but a sexual thought never crossed my mind there.



                        Udders ≠ Boobs
                        "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          I've milked cows before and there was nothing sexual about a gigantic smelly beast shitting and pissing next to my head as my arms burned from the hard work that is milking. I mean, aside from the milk, there's nothing pleasant about the experience. And I milked cows when I was a horny teenager, but a sexual thought never crossed my mind there.



                          Udders ≠ Boobs
                          Damn you, spoiling perfectly good humor with your truthiness.

                          The arm burns go away with practice, though. And, to this day, I have an iron grip.
                          Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                            I was the real Napoleon Dynamite.
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                            (My apologies if this doesn't work--work filter so I can't test it out first.) Napoleon Dynamite loses a lot of its humor when you discover Jared Hess's old roommate is mentally ill. I'm happy to introduce you to him the next time you're around the Provo/Orem area.
                            Last edited by beelzebabette; 02-17-2009, 10:12 AM. Reason: Thanks, Babs. I hope it works now.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
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                              (My apologies if this doesn't work--work filter so I can't test it out first.)
                              There you go.

                              Leave out the www.youtube.com/ part of the URL and just use the video's ID between the [YOUTUBE] tags.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                                That's two gallons per person in one week. Do you buy 9 gallons in one grocery store trip? And if so, where the heck do you store it?
                                Tell me about it - it's ridiculous. I don't normally buy that much milk. There was a great sale on it, so I wanted to stock up. We usually get 4-6 gallons at a time.

                                The nine gallons did fit in the fridge, however.
                                I'm like LeBron James.
                                -mpfunk

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