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  • #46
    Haha. This test is crap.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #47
      i hope you guys are posting these results on your facebook pages
      Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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      • #48
        Solidly right-wing 70/30. I answere “discipline” on the “what should you teach your kids” question. Kindness is for pansies like SeattleUte.

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        • #49
          Hard core right wing..... except I left the Republican Party moths ago.


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          • #50
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Whatever, commie.


            Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
            I am a very liberal libertarian:

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            Monkey with purple carrots sounds good to me!


            Libertarian minds think alike. Although who the hell would eat monkey? That's too close to people for me. That's the one experience I am not open to.

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            • #51
              35% Left
              65% Right

              I'm surprised that I was 35% left....

              When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
              -Mid Summer's Night Dream

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              • #52
                35 left | 65 right

                This survey seems full of stereotypes. When I look at the definitions, I would expect 10 | 90. I'm good with some nurture and kindness and some participatory democracy. Also, conservative people can like arugula and prefer classical over country music.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by USUC View Post






                  Libertarian minds think alike. Although who the hell would eat monkey? That's too close to people for me. That's the one experience I am not open to.
                  Yeah, and the "under certain circumstances" makes that question weird. If you put a gun to my head I'd take a bite.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                    35% Left
                    65% Right

                    I'm surprised that I was 35% left....
                    Welcome to the team!



                    Originally posted by Crockett View Post
                    35 left | 65 right

                    This survey seems full of stereotypes. When I look at the definitions, I would expect 10 | 90. I'm good with some nurture and kindness and some participatory democracy. Also, conservative people can like arugula and prefer classical over country music.
                    Welcome to the team!

                    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                    • #55
                      I got 50/50. The questions aren't structured very well. Lots of poorly designed answers playing into stereotypes.
                      "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                      Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Topper View Post
                        I got 50/50. The questions aren't structured very well. Lots of poorly designed answers playing into stereotypes.
                        But the creators had PhDs! Watch this:

                        Quiz created by Mac Williams, PhD.

                        1. Is Mac Williams cool?

                        A. Yes. You're cool too.
                        B. No. You're not cool.
                        C. Unsure. You might be cool. Go to question 2.

                        2. Do you like bananas?

                        A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
                        B. No. I'm never going to be cool.
                        C. I've never had a banana. Go to question 3.

                        3. Do you like grits?

                        A. Yes. Mac Williams is cooler than Jim Dandy!
                        B. No. You will die alone.
                        C. What is a grit? Go watch My Cousin Vinny then proceed to question 4.

                        4. In Gabriel García Márquez's novel One Hundred Years of Solitude did you have to refer to the in-novel family tree?

                        A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
                        B. No. Liar!
                        C. Never read it. Go to question 5.

                        5. Did you ever get a Band-Aid to open by pulling those little red string things they used to have?

                        A. Yes. Liar.
                        B. No. Mac Williams is cool.
                        C. I'm too young. Go to question 6.

                        6. Do you ever get the feeling that some people use hand-sanitizer in a dominance display over those around them?
                        A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
                        B. No. Go to question 7.

                        7. You've heard of To Kill a Mockingbird, but do you know what one looks like? Can you go outside and find one today?
                        A. Yes. You're cool.
                        B. No. Learn. Go to question 8.

                        8. How long will Savannah and Hoda last as Today co-anchors?
                        A. Less than a year. Mac Williams is cool.
                        B. More than a year. You're wrong.

                        9. Do you prefer white, yellow, or purple corn tortillas?
                        A. White. Cool.
                        B. Yellow. Cool.
                        C. Purple. Cool.
                        D. I have no preference, all are delicious. Nixtamalicul.
                        E. I don't like corn tortillas. Go to question 10.

                        10. What the hell is wrong with you?

                        A. Lots. Mac Williams is cool.
                        B. Nothing. Mac Williams is cool.
                        "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          But the creators had PhDs! Watch this:

                          Quiz created by Mac Williams, PhD.

                          1. Is Mac Williams cool?

                          A. Yes. You're cool too.
                          B. No. You're not cool.
                          C. Unsure. You might be cool. Go to question 2.

                          2. Do you like bananas?

                          A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
                          B. No. I'm never going to be cool.
                          C. I've never had a banana. Go to question 3.

                          3. Do you like grits?

                          A. Yes. Mac Williams is cooler than Jim Dandy!
                          B. No. You will die alone.
                          C. What is a grit? Go watch My Cousin Vinny then proceed to question 4.

                          4. In Gabriel García Márquez's novel One Hundred Years of Solitude did you have to refer to the in-novel family tree?

                          A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
                          B. No. Liar!
                          C. Never read it. Go to question 5.

                          5. Did you ever get a Band-Aid to open by pulling those little red string things they used to have?

                          A. Yes. Liar.
                          B. No. Mac Williams is cool.
                          C. I'm too young. Go to question 6.

                          6. Do you ever get the feeling that some people use hand-sanitizer in a dominance display over those around them?
                          A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
                          B. No. Go to question 7.

                          7. You've heard of To Kill a Mockingbird, but do you know what one looks like? Can you go outside and find one today?
                          A. Yes. You're cool.
                          B. No. Learn. Go to question 8.

                          8. How long will Savannah and Hoda last as Today co-anchors?
                          A. Less than a year. Mac Williams is cool.
                          B. More than a year. You're wrong.

                          9. Do you prefer white, yellow, or purple corn tortillas?
                          A. White. Cool.
                          B. Yellow. Cool.
                          C. Purple. Cool.
                          D. I have no preference, all are delicious. Nixtamalicul.
                          E. I don't like corn tortillas. Go to question 10.

                          10. What the hell is wrong with you?

                          A. Lots. Mac Williams is cool.
                          B. Nothing. Mac Williams is cool.
                          Weird. Again somewhat rightwing 65%-35%.
                          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                          • #58
                            70/30 right.

                            Purple carrots are for suckers.

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                            • #59
                              Down the middle 50/50. "Genuinely," I'm told.
                              "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                I'm the only asshole here who lives in a small town.
                                True, since cowboy and I are nice.

                                Plus where I live is not incorporated and more of a census designated place, not a town.

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