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  • The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

    How did you find CUF?
    Camleish showed me.

    What do you like about CUF?
    Hmm... let me get back to you on that one.

    What don't you like about CUF?
    A few people have said vBulletin, so I'll just go with that.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    My name is Geoff, but people have called me GEE-off a lot over the years.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?
    I'm a political science student at the U and I play a lot of GTA and Modern Warfare.

    How many States have you lived in?
    Two; Utah and NY.

    What are your sports loyalties?
    BYU football/basketball, Chicago Cubs, Philadelphia Eagles, and the Los Angeles Lakers, not the Jazz. In fact, I don't like Jazz fans and don't understand their intense distaste for the Lakers and Kobe Bryant. And yes, I realize that the teams I just named are very geographically disparate from one another.

    What's your standing in the church?
    I'm active and in good standing.

    Do you pee in the sink?
    If I can't make it to the toilet.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    I'll do drugs with them, but not to teach them a responsible approach to drugs.

    Are you looking forward to Art Vandelay's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    I have no idea who Art Vandelay is. Having said that, his question will probably be whether or not I think that The Godfather is the best movie ever made.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    A couple of weeks probably, is that sufficient enough time to consider me creepy?

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    You go to the U, yet you're a BYU fan; you failed to list a hockey team; and you're a Cubs fan.

    You've got a lot of work to do.

    Welcome aboard. We're happy to have you.
    "I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
    "Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute

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    • #3
      Welcome. A friend of Camleish should do well here.
      "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

      "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

      "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

      -Rick Majerus

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      • #4
        Welcome Geeoff1, I am pleased that you chose to use the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself. Don't listen to Boylen, he's a Cards fan.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • #5


          pellegino and I are happy to have you here.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by falafel View Post


            pellegino and I are happy to have you here.
            don't forget Mark Grace and Clark Addison.
            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
            Alessandro Manzoni

            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

            pelagius

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            • #7
              Two things, I think Camelish is the only other one to complain about VBulletin and B-since Camelish came from 1337 you are of the fruit of my loins. DDD will be along to talk about profile views, yet I just keep bringing people to the board.
              Get confident, stupid
              -landpoke

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                Two things, I think Camelish is the only other one to complain about VBulletin and B-since Camelish came from 1337 you are of the fruit of my loins. DDD will be along to talk about profile views, yet I just keep bringing people to the board.
                What the hell are you talking about?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                  What the hell are you talking about?
                  Mind your business.
                  Get confident, stupid
                  -landpoke

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                    don't forget Mark Grace and Clark Addison.
                    well, I imagine that they'll be glad he's here, but their absence in this thread speaks otherwise.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #11
                      Welcome to the CUF Family. The Godfather is indeed the greatest movie ever made; that is if you consider Godfather I and II as one movie. You can't separate them. Patton is a close second in my book. And remember, don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family. . .ever.
                      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
                      Albert Einstein

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                      • #12
                        Welcome. I am glad to have you here.

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                        • #13
                          Welcome to another Eagles fan.
                          "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                          "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                          • #14
                            Welcome Gee.

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                            • #15
                              Welcome. That you don't understand why Jazz fans hate the Lakers and Kobe and now Karl Malone speaks volumes.
                              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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