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  • #16
    Originally posted by All-American View Post
    Can we change the thread title? It makes me jump every time I see it.
    Done.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Someday Dwight is going to be right about this thread title, and everyone is going to have to apologize for mocking him.
      Take it to the bank!
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      • #18
        This dog hunts!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          Someday Dwight is going to be right about this thread title, and everyone is going to have to apologize for mocking him.
          Would be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.


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          • #20
            Originally posted by Moliere View Post
            Would be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.

            That would probably merit another separate thread... or at least some sort of Defcon for this thread...
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
              Would be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.


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              That doesn't sound funny at all
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                Would be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.


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                Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                That doesn't sound funny at all
                One of my teachers in the MTC was pretty sure that the second coming would happen during Monson's presidency. So maybe Pres. Monson will get translated instead of dying. That would also make Dwight wrong, but could be funnier than Dwight having to die for the sake of the joke.

                Then again, they are both Utes.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                  One of my teachers in the MTC was pretty sure that the second coming would happen during Monson's presidency. So maybe Pres. Monson will get translated instead of dying.
                  I love second coming predictions; most of which (in my experience) are based on a personal patriarchal blessing. Nutters.
                  You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                  Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                  Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                  You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                  • #24
                    Probably the wrong thread, but I was looking at the Q12's ages over conference weekend. Bednar could be president of the church for 20 years.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                      Would be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.


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                      super mean post
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                        Probably the wrong thread, but I was looking at the Q12's ages over conference weekend. Bednar could be president of the church for 20 years.
                        Speaking of nutters. Just what this state and religion need. And you think Governor Herbert is hated?
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                          I love second coming predictions; most of which (in my experience) are based on a personal patriarchal blessing. Nutters.
                          I haven't been plugged into the church for a long time. Is the Second Coming still a thing with us or has it faded into the realm of 144,000 lore?
                          Last edited by Non Sequitur; 04-07-2017, 03:37 AM.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                            Probably the wrong thread, but I was looking at the Q12's ages over conference weekend. Bednar could be president of the church for 20 years.
                            That is a terrifying thought.

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                            • #29
                              I was happy to see that Pres. Monson was released from the hospital. Did anyone else find it strange that the press release made it clear that he was resuming his normal activities? Would anyone think less of him if he dialed it down several notches for a few weeks?

                              It struck me as odd.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                That is a terrifying thought.

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                                The world will have changed so much by then that I think it is nearly impossible to project how he would be in that position. Plus, I think the weight of the position tends to change people. I've had a similar thought about Oaks...he's 80 and very likely to be in the big chair at some point...but I don't see the sense in horibilizing what might be (which, I'm not saying you are doing - but some do).
                                "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                                Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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