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President Monson passed away (FAKE!)
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostSomeday Dwight is going to be right about this thread title, and everyone is going to have to apologize for mocking him.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
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Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostSomeday Dwight is going to be right about this thread title, and everyone is going to have to apologize for mocking him.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Originally posted by Moliere View PostWould be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.
That would probably merit another separate thread... or at least some sort of Defcon for this thread..."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Originally posted by Moliere View PostWould be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Originally posted by Moliere View PostWould be funny if TSM outlives DS so he never lives to see that day.
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkOriginally posted by Northwestcoug View PostThat doesn't sound funny at all
Then again, they are both Utes."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostOne of my teachers in the MTC was pretty sure that the second coming would happen during Monson's presidency. So maybe Pres. Monson will get translated instead of dying.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostProbably the wrong thread, but I was looking at the Q12's ages over conference weekend. Bednar could be president of the church for 20 years."Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors
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Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostI love second coming predictions; most of which (in my experience) are based on a personal patriarchal blessing. Nutters.Last edited by Non Sequitur; 04-07-2017, 03:37 AM."The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane
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Originally posted by Green Monstah View PostProbably the wrong thread, but I was looking at the Q12's ages over conference weekend. Bednar could be president of the church for 20 years.
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I was happy to see that Pres. Monson was released from the hospital. Did anyone else find it strange that the press release made it clear that he was resuming his normal activities? Would anyone think less of him if he dialed it down several notches for a few weeks?
It struck me as odd.Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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Originally posted by mpfunk View PostThat is a terrifying thought.
Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk"They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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