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  • #31
    Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
    Beaver jokes are a dime a dozen.

    It's the new jokes that play off of the double entendres of both "cougar" and "beaver" and include "la fama" of Las Vegas that truly are unique to this matchup.
    Cougars seek lesbian experience with Beavers, cashing in on Vegas anonymity slogan.

    Do I win?
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      That doesnt make any sense. Bronco is not the go-to guy for any cougars. Are you suggesting that he is having some affair?
      I'm sure he also lacks any early experiences with beavers, either. That's besides the point.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
        I'm sure he also lacks any early experiences with beavers, either. That's besides the point.
        so you are saying that neither one of your quips make sense? I am really confused now.
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        • #34
          Bronco's early experience with Beavers allowed him to inject himself into Cougar world.
          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
            Bronco's early experience with Beavers allowed him to inject himself into Cougar world.
            Per Portland's new rules, you have to use entendre but the entendre can't make sense. So I am not sure whether your submission qualifies.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              Per Portland's new rules, you have to use entendre but the entendre can't make sense. So I am not sure whether your submission qualifies.
              Dont' forget the mandatory Vegas comment!
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                Per Portland's new rules, you have to use entendre but the entendre can't make sense. So I am not sure whether your submission qualifies.
                Adept at Beaver handling, Bronco now plys his trade at steering Cougars towards his will. And judging by his 42 triumphs over the past three years, he's quite good at it.
                Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                  so you are saying that neither one of your quips make sense? I am really confused now.
                  Make perfect sense in terms of football.

                  The double entendres are there to make you smile, like the headlines on Jay Leno. No, the double entendres aren't necessarily alluding to facts, but they are funny.

                  Who knows, maybe the Cougars are really keen on Bronco, and maybe he does have early experiences with Beavers?

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                  • #39
                    Early in his career, Bronco loved Beavers, now he has Cougars going ga-ga.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
                      Make perfect sense in terms of football.

                      The double entendres are there to make you smile, like the headlines on Jay Leno. No, the double entendres aren't necessarily alluding to facts, but they are funny.

                      Who knows, maybe the Cougars are really keen on Bronco, and maybe he does have early experiences with Beavers?
                      I don't get the thread title, either.

                      If cougars (entendre) are heading to vegas, then which beavers (entendre) are they putting on notice?

                      I don't think you are following the rules of your own thread. Please clarify.
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
                        Early in his career, Bronco loved Beavers, now he has Cougars going ga-ga.
                        These are dime a dozen.

                        No Vegas reference.
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                        • #42
                          In Vegas, Cougars have to play with Beavers that are both smaller, bigger and more colorful then they're used to seeing in different positions.
                          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            These are dime a dozen.

                            No Vegas reference.
                            Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Well, let me apologize.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                              I don't get the thread title, either.

                              If cougars (entendre) are heading to vegas, then which beavers (entendre) are they putting on notice?

                              I don't think you are following the rules of your own thread. Please clarify.
                              It is clear to those that understand.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
                                Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Well, let me apologize.
                                I'm just trying to understand. Your rules are confusing is all.
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