$h#% Brian says in PMs...

[cougjunkie]

Just a quick reminder he is a Ute fan (not that anyone is surprised by this)

Jokes about Dave Rose and cancer:

I wonder if Dave Rose got some of his cancer into Mika's eye while he was attending to him after the eye gouge.

Jokes about homosexuality

are you interested in conjugal relations with Tyler Haws' caveman eyebrows?

when is fall camp gay activity day?
I want to schedule a trip back to pootah county to enjoy the slip-n-slide and other goings ons.

Celebrating injuries

Wow, what Karma that the hard hitting (aka cheap shot) safeties are out with injuries.

[cougjunkie]

An obsession with scarves:

hi duane,

i think you are duane busby. you seem like a guy who is named duane.
and you both really like scarves.

Is AA your son?

If so, I bet you loan him your scarves.

you strike me as a hipster.
Am I right?
how many scarves do you own? (Ok to guesstimate to the nearest hundred)

are you done counting your scarves? I knew it would take a while, but really....

[cougjunkie]

Knock knock jokes?

Do you know how these work?
When I say "Knock knock", you say "Who's there?"

do you have really bad gas or something, and can't get to your inbox?

maybe that's why you don't want to approach the door and see who is there. I can stay on the porch and not come in, so you can inquire as to who is there with no fears.

ok, ok.
Kyle Noy is standing at your door. (don't get too excited, your wife might wonder....)

[cougjunkie]

He uses "TDS" fits every stereotype

good feedback on my "understanding a tds caveman" project. Good data points so far.

1. Knock-knock jokes: doesn't understand how they work
2. Scarves: has so many that he can't respond to questions about them.
3. brain injury: very funy
4. cancer: not funny.

in a few months i'll be done collecting data.

wear a scarf for me!!

Your pal,
Brian

[YOhio]

Brian used to be really funny. Then he got mre weird, but it was kind of charming. Then it was just weird with no charm. Now I wouldn't be surprised if people IRL thought he was dangerous.

[Moliere]

I've never received a PM from Brian

[Omaha 680]

Brian used to be really funny. Then he got mre weird, but it was kind of charming. Then it was just weird with no charm. Now I wouldn't be surprised if people IRL thought he was dangerous.

His funny period must have been before I showed up.

[Blueintheface]

He's never struck me as funny but rather as very odd. And I know funny...and odd

[BigPiney]

He has always been an asshole and a ute, not that there is any difference.

[TripletDaddy]

I've never received a PM from Brian

Me either

[smokymountainrain]

wow, brian. that's embarrassing. You should probably quit the internet.

[chrisrenrut]

Lol at Brian for believing in the "P" part of PM.

[TripletDaddy]

Lol at Brian for believing in the "P" part of PM.

haha agreed

[Solon]

He has always been an asshole and a ute, not that there is any difference.

If the plan is to run off the few remaining Utah fans, you guys are doing a pretty good job.

If CJ is going to post PMs for all to see, he could at least include his replies, if any.

[BigPiney]

If the plan is to run off the few remaining Utah fans, you guys are doing a pretty good job.

If CJ is going to post PMs for all to see, he could at least include his replies, if any.

I probably should not have made such a sweeping generalization. I never was good with the transitive property.