2015 College Football Season

[Bo Diddley]

I agree that this weekend is a very strong data point for the argument against God's existence, though probably for somewhat different reasons than yours. Yesterday's debacle was so perfect, so complete, that it could not have possibly happened without some sort of divine orchestration. Indeed, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly terrible could have occurred purely by chance that you may see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Blueintheface, "BYU was shut out by Michigan, whom Utah beat, while Utah proceeded to open up a can on OREGON. That's a dead giveaway, isn't it? That couldn't have happened by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Blueintheface, and for an encore goes on to suggest that LaVell was merely mortal, and gets killed by an angry mob of CBers.

[mtnbiker]

Congrats Ute friends, your team looked unstoppable tonight. Dominated both lines of scrimmage. Oregon has a lot of problems right now, defense optional and no QB. Marcus, why did you leave us?

Ah, so that explains it. They thought there were two lines and couldn't figure out which one to defend.

[mtnbiker]

I agree that this weekend is a very strong data point for the argument against God's existence, though probably for somewhat different reasons than yours. Yesterday's debacle was so perfect, so complete, that it could not have possibly happened without some sort of divine orchestration.

Or maybe it was Tanner Mangum saying that he didn't think God cared about sports.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Ah, so that explains it. They thought there were two lines and couldn't figure out which one to defend.

They couldn't figure out anything.

[Bo Diddley]

They couldn't figure out anything.

Which game are we talking about here? Utah-Oregon, or BYU-Michigan?

[MartyFunkhouser]

And the North is extremely weak. They are not a very good team, they gave up 42 to eastern Washington and 28 to Georgia state. They have played 2 FCS teams (Georgia state is still pretty much an FCS team) and yet they are allowing 42 points per game this season.

A very good team doesn't give up 42 points per game.

Oregon would kick BYUs ass. The real kind of ass kicking not the kind that you predict byu will do to Utah every time they play.

Still think byu has the better defense?

[Omaha 680]

Ah, so that explains it. They thought there were two lines and couldn't figure out which one to defend.

There are actually two lines of scrimmage. They are separated by the neutral zone.

One of the worst football days ever yesterday.

[cougjunkie]

I like when people who have no idea what a qb hurry is or the name of one of the qbs in their conference, not to mention a history of not knowing shit about college football, speak in absolutes and pretend to know they are talking about.

[MartyFunkhouser]

I like when people who have no idea what a qb hurry is or the name of one of the qbs in their conference, not to mention a history of not knowing shit about college football, speak in absolutes and pretend to know they are talking about.

Let's clarify something here, I know what is a QB hurry, where I was wrong was who is actually tracking it.

I acknowledge I'm no football expert, I have things that are much more important than spending my free time obsessing over football.

Nice job trying to distract from your ridiculous comments about Utah and BYUs defenses.

[YOhio]

...I have things that are much more important than spending my free time obsessing over football.

This kind of comment on these boards has always struck me funny. Most of us here have been posting daily on these boards for over a decade. I think we've all ceded the high ground when it comes to time management and prioritization.

[old_gregg]

This kind of comment on these boards has always struck me funny. Most of us here have been posting daily on these boards for over a decade. I think we've all ceded the high ground when it comes to time management and prioritization.

lol. "i don't have time to watch football. i only have time to spend a large portion of my life talking about it to anonymous dudes on the internet."

[Bo Diddley]

lol. "i don't have time to watch football. i only have time to spend a large portion of my life talking about it to anonymous dudes on the internet."

Which is the real joke here. If he devoted half of that time educating himself about football, he might actually know something.

[TripletDaddy]

This kind of comment on these boards has always struck me funny. Most of us here have been posting daily on these boards for over a decade. I think we've all ceded the high ground when it comes to time management and prioritization.

Soeak for yourself. I haven't posted much this past week at all.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Oregon would kick BYUs ass. The real kind of ass kicking not the kind that you predict byu will do to Utah every time they play.

Still think byu has the better defense?

Dude I know this is your shtick, but I haven't seen anything out of Oregon's defense through 4 games that makes me think there is much hope this year. BYU's defense has been better than Oregon's all season. I'm not sure either offense is very good right now.

[Commando]

Dude I know this is your shtick, but I haven't seen anything out of Oregon's defense through 4 games that makes me think there is much hope this year. BYU's defense has been better than Oregon's all season. I'm not sure either offense is very good right now.

A lot to be puffed up about if you're Utah. Can't wait for the inevitable deflation. They do play Washington State this year, right?