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  • #1306
    Joe Biden plays 'Despacito' on his phone in appeal to Florida’s Hispanic voters
    An extremely awkward 15 seconds
    [...]
    https://nationalpost.com/news/world/...ispanic-voters

    This must be Biden's favorite song. Here are some of the very raunchy lyrics in English:

    [...]
    Slowly

    I want to breathe in your neck slowly

    Let me murmur things in your ear

    So that you remember if you’re not with me

    Slowly

    I want to undress you in kisses slowly

    Firmly in the walls of your labyrinth

    And of your body, I want to create a manuscript
    [...]
    I want to see your hair dance

    I want to be your rhythm

    Want you to show my mouth

    Your favorite places (Favorite, favorite baby)

    Let me trespass your danger zones

    Until I make you scream
    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • #1307
      Haha, Biden is so raunchy! Gross, dirty old man! Choose the clean, moral, upright and upstanding candidate for President!

      Shit, there isn't one.
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #1308
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Haha, Biden is so raunchy! Gross, dirty old man! Choose the clean, moral, upright and upstanding candidate for President!

        Shit, there isn't one.
        https://jo20.com/
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #1309
          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
          https://nationalpost.com/news/world/...ispanic-voters

          This must be Biden's favorite song. Here are some of the very raunchy lyrics in English:



          That's what it's come to? Parsing the lyrics to Despacito? Yikes- that sinking Titanic that is the Trump campaign really does have a shitty arrangement of deck furniture after all...
          "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • #1310
            Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
            https://jo20.com/
            Like I said...

            Do you think this year's libertarian knows what Aleppo is?
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #1311
              Originally posted by beefytee View Post
              4 hours?

              I couldn't last that long in a debate without taking a nap. Who would waste their time watching that?
              4 hours of Joe tossing softballs.

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              • #1312
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                Like I said...

                Do you think this year's libertarian knows what Aleppo is?
                I'd need to know where she stands on the U.S.'s entry into WWII.

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                • #1313
                  PEOPLE WILL DIE!!


                  https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pol...rallies-415241
                  τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                  • #1314
                    Good for Joe... admitting you have a problem is the first step: https://streamable.com/2cmh5k
                    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                    "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • #1315
                      Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      Good for Joe... admitting you have a problem is the first step: https://streamable.com/2cmh5k
                      These doctored videos (the dementia sign was inserted after-the-fact; the photo was from 2012 when Biden was buying children's books for his wife's reading initative) are undoubtedly going to increase in the remaining weeks. I hope to see a doctored video of Trump reading a book, any book.

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                      • #1316
                        Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                        These doctored videos (the dementia sign was inserted after-the-fact; the photo was from 2012 when Biden was buying children's books for his wife's reading initative) are undoubtedly going to increase in the remaining weeks. I hope to see a doctored video of Trump reading a book, any book.
                        Dammit... that was funny and you ruined it.
                        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • #1317
                          Uncle Ted posts some fake news? I didn't see that coming.
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • #1318
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                            Uncle Ted posts some fake news? I didn't see that coming.
                            Speaking of fake news... The Russians paying bounties was BS: https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/...sh-journalism/

                            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • #1319
                              Sounds like the Biden/Harris 'Despacito' tour is going well...





                              I wonder why a Venezuelan would oppose a socialist.
                              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • #1320
                                I’m shocked that Cubans hate the Biden/Harris ticket.


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                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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