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Originally posted by mtnbiker View PostEagles and hawks always look so intense. Do you ever crack a joke to try to get them to relax and lighten up?"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Originally posted by mtnbiker View PostEagles and hawks always look so intense. Do you ever crack a joke to try to get them to relax and lighten up?
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
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Originally posted by swampfrog View PostI'll try this one:
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.
Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?"
"About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies.
The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?""Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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Following on the fowl theme, we have a canary. We were told it was a male and that it's song would be lovely. Unfortunately, it never sings and actually "Sherbet" has started laying eggs:
We have gone through stretches of bitter cold and temps hovering above freezing. I got out and got a couple of good shots of a modern wood stringer bridge:
Last edited by tooblue; 02-02-2018, 12:14 PM.
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My favourite part of the image is the birds. If shot in RAW, with some editing, I think you could really pull out some detail in the foothills, or the bottom half of the image ... the image makes me miss the mountains.
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Originally posted by tooblue View PostMy favourite part of the image is the birds. If shot in RAW, with some editing, I think you could really pull out some detail in the foothills, or the bottom half of the image ... the image makes me miss the mountains."Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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Originally posted by tooblue View PostMy favourite part of the image is the birds. If shot in RAW, with some editing, I think you could really pull out some detail in the foothills, or the bottom half of the image ... the image makes me miss the mountains.“Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman
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