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    It's not like Cooper ever hit a QB late out of bounds, resulting in an ACL tear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indy Coug View Post
    It's not like Cooper ever hit a QB late out of bounds, resulting in an ACL tear.
    If you're referring to Hancock, it's a lie. He was inbounds when he got hit. Look at the clip and you'll see.
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    I recently acquired Royce Olney's shoe on ebay and am in the process of tracking down Nate Cooper's address.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senioritis View Post
    In my weekly google hunt for the latest of everything Nate Cooper, I came up with this:




    LIGHTNING BOLT!
    You hit a home run there, but before people now start thinking Nate's a pirate/dancer/crazy-flowing-shirt-vest-guy in his spare time, note that that's just what he dressed up for for Halloween 2009 -- the file name is Nathan_Halloween_2009(blog).JPG.

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    I will kidnap Nate Cooper and Royce Olney and pit them in a death match against each other and kill the winner with Royce Olney's shoe.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senioritis View Post
    In my weekly google hunt for the latest of everything Nate Cooper, I came up with this:




    LIGHTNING BOLT!
    Is this supposed to be a negative portrayal? Judging by his clothing, he seems to be a distinguished individual. I guess I am not following your line of thinking here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    Is this supposed to be a negative portrayal? Judging by his clothing, he seems to be a distinguished individual. I guess I am not following your line of thinking here.
    No doubt. He looks ready to rock the Winter Olympics with a triple axel, what's to make fun of there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    I recently acquired Royce Olney's shoe on ebay and am in the process of tracking down Nate Cooper's address.
    Not true. Royce Olney is from Truth or Consequences NM and they don't wear shoes down there.
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    Ah, Royce Olney. He who understood UNM Pit home cooking like no other!
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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    That's hawtt!

    I know that you are doing that just to bug me and I know that I cannot resist correcting your bad grammar...but it is spelled hott!

    Sometimes I do not even know you!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by John McClain View Post
    Not true. Royce Olney is from Truth or Consequences NM and they don't wear shoes down there.
    royce Olney is the only good thing to ever come out of Truth or Consequences besides my mother. And she will beat you with her shoe.
    Also, Nate Cooper dunked on me once so maybe I, as his eternal beyotch should take his lickin for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UteStar View Post
    I know that you are doing that just to bug me and I know that I cannot resist correcting your bad grammar...but it is spelled hott!

    Sometimes I do not even know you!!!!
    Cat fight!!! That is haute!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
    Cat fight!!! That is haute!!!!!
    Did your mother grow up in T or C when it was named Haute Springs NM?
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    Quote Originally Posted by John McClain View Post
    Did your mother grow up in T or C when it was named Haute Springs NM?
    She was there when it was Haught Springs and was a teenager for the change over to T or C. When they rename it Royceolneyville she will probably not be living there.

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    Sorry, but I had to get Jabari off of my screen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solon View Post
    Sorry, but I had to get Jabari off of my screen.
    You are a good man. I also think we all should remember that Nate Cooper should die of gonorrhea and roast in hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solon View Post
    Sorry, but I had to get Jabari off of my screen.
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    I thought about it more and I still think Nate Cooper should suffer this fate.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    This thread needs more emoticons

    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    I'm going to have to admit -

    I still have no idea why U fans get so upset about Cooper and whatever happened between he and Van Horn. I saw the game, but I guess never saw the foul in question or how horrible it was. It seems like there was never a good replay that showed what happened.

    I've heard it described as everything from a foul to a hard foul to a punch. Somehow I don't see it as being a punch - but that's just me.

    I do think that Nate had a super-freakily large bobble head, a look that was not helped by his poofy hair pre-mission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie View Post
    I'm going to have to admit -

    I still have no idea why U fans get so upset about Cooper and whatever happened between he and Van Horn. I saw the game, but I guess never saw the foul in question or how horrible it was. It seems like there was never a good replay that showed what happened.

    I've heard it described as everything from a foul to a hard foul to a punch. Somehow I don't see it as being a punch - but that's just me.

    I do think that Nate had a super-freakily large bobble head, a look that was not helped by his poofy hair pre-mission.
    I think it's really just a joke now. Nate Cooper has probably repented, too.
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    I was at the game and Cooper threw a punch at Van Horn out of bounds under the basket. It whiffed btw.

    I'm not sure Van Horn even saw it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Borderline Divine View Post
    I was at the game and Cooper threw a punch at Van Horn out of bounds under the basket. It whiffed btw.

    I'm not sure Van Horn even saw it.
    Maybe he didn't whiff but was just fanning Van Horn to cool him off?

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    I love this thread. Seeing Ute fans still obsess over Nate Cooper is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I love this thread. Seeing Ute fans still obsess over Nate Cooper is awesome.
    Nate's acquired independent significance, and his name has a secondary meaning for us. We don't even recall what he did (most of us didn't even see it). We just have testimonies of his evilness.
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    If I were a hospice worker, and Nate Cooper were one of my patients, I would use commercial grade sandpaper when changing his Depends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Senioritis View Post
    If I were a hospice worker, and Nate Cooper were one of my patients, I would use commercial grade sandpaper when changing his Depends.
    lol @ Senioritis

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    He said IF he were a hospice worker.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    Yeah, but the bonuses start at $98.00 annually, so there's upside.

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    I have no memory of Nate Cooper.

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