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Nate Cooper should die of gonorrhea and roast in hell.
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Originally posted by Senioritis View PostThe John Adams of my 2nd grade paper mache bust was playing roundball for Harvard in like 1761. I apologize for the confusion. Said bust is the only paper mache object I've ever crushed, and has no relation at all to BYU.
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostIn fifth grade, I made a papier mache pinata of Willie Mays' head, which now seems odd since he was my idol back then and why I would want to beat it in with a baseball bat seems inappropriate. Christmas Eve '62 we filled it with candy and cheap trinkets and began the festivities. Unfortunately, my zeal in applying the glue-laden paper strips had gotten a little out of control and The Say Hey Kid's paper noggin was at least two inches thick and the consistency of those trench covers beloved by road crews. Not even a fully juiced Barry Bonds could have cracked that thing open. My last recollection of the event was my dad chopping away at Willie with a large axe for many minutes while I looked on in horror.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by SteelBlue View PostCan I possibly be the only one here who doesn't even remember Nate Cooper?Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostI don't remember him, either. I just wanted to clarify about the gonorrhea. The last thing we need out there is misinformation about this very livable condition."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostIn fifth grade, I made a papier mache pinata of Willie Mays' head, which now seems odd since he was my idol back then and why I would want to beat it in with a baseball bat seems inappropriate. Christmas Eve '62 we filled it with candy and cheap trinkets and began the festivities. Unfortunately, my zeal in applying the glue-laden paper strips had gotten a little out of control and The Say Hey Kid's paper noggin was at least two inches thick and the consistency of those trench covers beloved by road crews. Not even a fully juiced Barry Bonds could have cracked that thing open. My last recollection of the event was my dad chopping away at Willie with a large axe for many minutes while I looked on in horror.
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Originally posted by Senioritis View PostI'm hoping that most here agree with me when I say that masturbation is a much more exciting topic than Lance Allred."I don't know the origin of said bitch booming."-Art Vandelay
"Hot Lunch posted awhile back on this. He knows more than anyone except for maybe BO."-Seattle Ute
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Originally posted by chrisrenrut View PostFor those cougar fans that don't remember Nathan Cooper, he is now what Steve Tate will be to cougarboarders in 10-15 years. Everyone will hate him for some vaguely remembered and probably benign incident. They just become a lightning rod for whatever fateful reason.*Banned*
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Originally posted by Senioritis View PostIf I am ever in the same room as Nate Cooper, I am going to torch his Conan O'Brien hair with a Bic lighter and a can of AquaNet. His scalp will look like Darth Vader's at the end of Return of the Jedi.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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