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  • #16
    Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
    Because you have to wear rubber gloves, they’re so filthy?
    No, it's because we are going to erase them!
    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
      Really, the sort of people who would likely add fire to the belief that those simple BYU fans really think that God is on their side evidenced by their petitioning for His divine intervention in the outcome of their football games. Makes me wannabeaute!
      WTH?
      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • #18
        Originally posted by CJF View Post
        This isn’t a rubber match. USC is up 2-0 and BYU doesn’t use them.
        But Cougars insist on them (I'm told).
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #19
          Looks like we have a new game thread guru. Everything about that first post is hysterical. I formally resign my calling.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
            Looks like we have a new game thread guru. Everything about that first post is hysterical. I formally resign my calling.
            Wait wait wait, can't we get some kind of schedule going here?
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Wait wait wait, can't we get some kind of schedule going here?
              If the team won its last game, then I nominate the creator of that thread to continue until such time as their thread title no longer leads to victory.
              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
              - Goatnapper'96

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post


                You are taking about Peyton Manning, right?

                Recycled John Elway joke.
                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                  Recycled John Elway joke.
                  Then I've got two problems with the original joke. First:

                  Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                  If memory serves, OJ wasn't driving.
                  Second: John Elway wasn't slow.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                    Yes that's correct. The USC Trojans are so filthy you have to wear rubber gloves.
                    Agreed. A really embarrassingly high number of Trojans seem to end up in FBI investigations.

                    Kick their ass, BYU!
                    "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
                    -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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                    • #25
                      Any chance at a DDD sighting this week?
                      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                      - Goatnapper'96

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                        Then I've got two problems with the original joke. First:



                        Second: John Elway wasn't slow.
                        Lol.
                        Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                        "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                        • #27
                          Go BYU! Beat Southern California!

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                          • #28
                            BBBBBBBBBBB!!!!
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                              Go BYU! Beat Southern California!
                              I agree.

                              I’m pumped for the game and I will attend. The last time I saw SC in person I was a high schooler, sitting in the student section at Cal watching JC transfer OJ Simpson destroy the Bears. Among the less obscene student cheers, “You’ve got OJ, we’ve got vodka!” Hope today’s game goes better.

                              Oh, and YYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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                              • #30
                                :usc:



                                :rockon1:



                                "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                                "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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