Do you carry a handkerchief?

[hostile]

For some reason, I'm reminded of this cartoon:

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I have a walking stick fashioned from the “reproductive organ” of a bull.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I have a walking stick fashioned from the “reproductive organ” of a bull.

Hostile is just RUTS now.

[YOhio]

Hostile is just RUTS now.

I am firmly in the camp that does not want to hold a bulls dick when I go walking.

[Bo Diddley]

I am firmly in the camp that does not want to hold a bulls dick when I go walking.

Yeah, I was scratching my head on that one too.

[Commando]

For:

Mopping your brow?
Blowing your nose?
Offering to someone who is distraught?
Drying your hands?
Robbing a train?

Not to go all Donut on you or anything, but you would actually need a kerchief in order to rob a train, since a handkerchief is traditionally pocket sized and would not tie around your face.

[Sleeping in EQ]

whats with all the weird polls

Just having a little fun helping us get to Cougar football.

[Clark Addison]

My Mom worked at ZCMI when they were bought by Macy's.

From what I remember of the story - Macy's let all of the ZCMI buyers go and brought in their own people to purchase merchandise for the store. Which led to some growing pains, at least initially.

Anyway - this thread reminded me of that because of one of the issues that popped up. There was a temple dedication that happened not long too long after the transition and Macy's sold out of white handkerchiefs. The buyers thought they were onto something, and were planning to order a whole bunch more - but someone stopped them and explained it was a one-off situation and that they don't normally sell that many white handkerchiefs.

1. I am old, but not old enough to carry a handkerchief for the purposes of nasal maintenance
2. Was it President Monson, or someone else, who at the dedication of the Conference Center was waving around a handkerchief the size of a tablecloth? I thought that was awesome and determined right then to never wave anything smaller than 24"x24" at any public event.