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  • Would you survive a bear attack?

    Well, would you?
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    Yes
    38.10%
    8
    No
    61.90%
    13
    We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

  • #2
    Assuming I was hiking with someone I can outrun, yes.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
      Well, would you?
      Black bear, brown bear, polar bear, panda bear, teddy bear, or grizzly bear?
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      • #4
        This was the professor for my animal behavior class. Attacked in Alaska by a brown bear when he surprised her and her cub on the trail rounding a corner. Lucky to get away with half his face left.



        I’m not sure anyone can answer the question. Sure you can play the percentages depending on which species you’re faced off with, but nature is a crazy, unpredictable thing.


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        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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        • #5
          If the dad's girlfriend on Parent Trap can then I think most of us can.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
            This was the professor for my animal behavior class. Attacked in Alaska by a brown bear when he surprised her and her cub on the trail rounding a corner. Lucky to get away with half his face left.



            I’m not sure anyone can answer the question. Sure you can play the percentages depending on which species you’re faced off with, but nature is a crazy, unpredictable thing.


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            Yikes. That is scary.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
              Yikes. That is scary.
              i agree, couldn’t he find a better plastic surgeon?
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              • #8
                Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                i agree, couldn’t he find a better plastic surgeon?
                Not in 1977.

                When looking up the story, I was mistaken about Alaska, where he was doing his research when I knew him, but the attack was in Yellowstone. Pretty grizzly details here.

                https://www.bozemandailychronicle.co...04a41ce50.html


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                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                • #9
                  No.
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                  • #10
                    I doubt it - but I do believe in miracles - it would take one

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                      Not in 1977.

                      When looking up the story, I was mistaken about Alaska, where he was doing his research when I knew him, but the attack was in Yellowstone. Pretty grizzly details here.

                      https://www.bozemandailychronicle.co...04a41ce50.html

                      Too soon.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        Not in 1977.

                        When looking up the story, I was mistaken about Alaska, where he was doing his research when I knew him, but the attack was in Yellowstone. Pretty grizzly details here.

                        https://www.bozemandailychronicle.co...04a41ce50.html


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                        That is a wild story. He is lucky to be alive.

                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                        Too soon.
                        It was 40 years ago. If we can't joke about it now, then the terrorists have won.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                          It was 40 years ago. If we can't joke about it now, then the terrorists have won.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #14
                            I know a guy who had an encounter with a grizzly. He emptied his .454 Casull into the bear as it charged, and the bear died just as it landed on him. The guy's wife was a little behind him and watched the whole thing play out.

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                            • #15
                              I backpack in bear country. Most people survive bear encounters/attacks but my wife still thinks that will be my demise.
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