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    The mandatory questions, things everyone wants to know about you:

    How did you find CS?
    Too long ago to remember. Lurked off and on since CUF.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    I like how it sounds

    What do you do (other than read CS)?
    I love golf. Terrible at it.

    How many time zones have you lived in?
    Two. This makes me a little sad.

    What are your sports loyalties?
    BYU, NFL - Denver, MLB - Oakland, EPL - ManU

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    Yes. No idea.

    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
    Didn’t really consider the one I’m on

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    No

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
    Active member getting more disillusioned by the day

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
    Years off and on

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
    Yes, because if I put no that would cause someone to respond and if I put yes they won’t, but if I put no . . .

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    Welcome! And stick around - we need some fresh blood around here. The same old discussions get old after a while.

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    Most of us pee in the sink. HBU?
    You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay

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    Welcome Scoop!

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    Stick around, Scoop.

    Sorry about the dumb questions. I guess we are too lazy to change them.
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    Welcome...


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    Welcome, Scoop!

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    Welcome to our BYU sports message board, scoop.

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    Welcome Sir

    I may be small, but I'm slow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Most of us pee in the sink. HBU?
    Yeah, how did that question get deleted from the form?

    Welcome Scoop!

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    Bienvenidos, Scoop.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    Welcome to our BYU sports message board, scoop.
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Stick around, Scoop.

    Sorry about the dumb questions. I guess we are too lazy to change them.
    Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
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    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
    Welcome back, wanderer.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
    Wow. He lives!
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
    Boom!
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
    The Cubs won the World Series in 2016!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Nah, you're not too lazy, you like them too much because they remind you of the golden age of this once illustrious message board.
    excuse me sir, do you approve of the format scoop used?
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Yes, I'm alive.

    Yes, the Cubs won the World Series in 2016 (that seems so long ago)

    Yes I approve the format ScoopJahoop used. I mean, he didn't say whether he pees in the sink or not, but that's from the optional questions, and it was really more Finderson who was interested in that information than I was, so . . .
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
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    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

    pelagius

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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Yes, I'm alive.

    Yes, the Cubs won the World Series in 2016 (that seems so long ago)

    Yes I approve the format ScoopJahoop used. I mean, he didn't say whether he pees in the sink or not, but that's from the optional questions, and it was really more Finderson who was interested in that information than I was, so . . .
    For old times sake, can you call cj quarter roll?
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    I guess the mullahs ran Scoop off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark Addison View Post
    I guess the mullahs ran Scoop off?
    Remind me - which ones are the mullahs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Remind me - which ones are the mullahs?
    You know. The Dude, Creek, Funk. Those guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark Addison View Post
    You know. The Dude, Creek, Funk. Those guys.
    Thanks for the refresher.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    Mullah. Haha. Haven't heard that term in a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Mullah. Haha. Haven't heard that term in a while.
    Law of diminishing returns. You've already run everyone else off!
    You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Law of diminishing returns. You've already run everyone else off!
    Uhh.... you are still here.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Uhh.... you are still here.
    This aggression will not stand man.
    You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay

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    You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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