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Thread: The Bread Man Cometh, the NHL Offseason thread

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    Default The Bread Man Cometh, the NHL Offseason thread

    I just don't see the Blackhawks making the playoffs (5 points back with 5 games remaining with 4 against playoff teams), so it is time to move on to the offseason.

    First order of business is that Bettman needs to do the right thing and rig the draft for the Blackhawks to get the top pick. He failed in this task last year.

    9 million AAV to the Bread Man. He loves Chicago. He has given Chicago a discount in the past to build a team. Make it happen. The defense isn't getting fixed so we are just going to have to outscore teams and possess the puck more. Our blueline is going to suck. After getting him locked up, move Ansimov for more cap space

    If we can get the Bread Man back we can roll out 3 very good lines. You will have pairings of Saad-Toews, Kane-Panarin, and DeBrincat-Strome.

    Filing out the lines it is probably something like:

    Line 1: Saad-Toews-Sikura (assuming he re-signed)
    Line 2: Panarin-Caggiula-Kane
    Line 3: DeBrincat-Strome-Kahun
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    is kane the bread man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    is kane the bread man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystripper View Post
    Artemi Panarin
    how's kane playing these days? washed up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    how's kane playing these days? washed up?
    not at all. He had an awesome season. The problem with the Blackhawks is their defense and goalie situation. Kane was a monster offensively this year.

    Third in the league in points 41 goals and 63 assists so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystripper View Post
    not at all. He had an awesome season. The problem with the Blackhawks is their defense and goalie situation. Kane was a monster offensively this year.

    Third in the league in points 41 goals and 63 assists so far.
    yikes. that's crazy. good for him.
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    Yeah but how many assaults?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfah View Post
    Yeah but how many assaults?
    Zero, which scares me because it probably means he is due for another one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfah View Post
    Yeah but how many assaults?
    Same number as our guy Kobe had.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flystripper View Post
    Same number as our guy Kobe had.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
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    Sorry pal. That ain't a roast since it's zero.
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    Well that is some good news, Blackhawks move up to 3
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
    --SeattleUte

    He who drinks beer sleeps well. He who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. The logic is impeccable.
    --Charles W. Bamforth, Ph.D.

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