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  • Nixon Alternative Stat Tracker

    The place to track Dalton Nixon’s alternative MVP stats.

    In a matter of minutes, Nixon has:

    Had a rebound fall into his arms, like manna from heaven, only to allow a defender to get a hand on the ball for a jump ball.

    Rebounded a ball, fell down and travelled.

    Got beat on defense and fouled the shooter.

    Bounced off the offensive player, resulting in an easy bucket.
    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

  • #2
    Don't forget the time during a dead ball that some PSU player shot the ball and it bounced off the backboard and then off of Nixon's head. Kind of fits in the "hustle play" category.
    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
      The place to track Dalton Nixon’s alternative MVP stats.

      In a matter of minutes, Nixon has:

      Had a rebound fall into his arms, like manna from heaven, only to allow a defender to get a hand on the ball for a jump ball.

      Rebounded a ball, fell down and travelled.

      Got beat on defense and fouled the shooter.

      Bounced off the offensive player, resulting in an easy bucket.
      got engaged to Taylen Ballard (or that's what I heard recently)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by pelagius View Post
        got engaged to Taylen Ballard (or that's what I heard recently)
        Yeah, it was a couple of months ago. At least he’s scoring off the court.
        Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

        "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
          The place to track Dalton Nixon’s alternative MVP stats.

          In a matter of minutes, Nixon has:

          Had a rebound fall into his arms, like manna from heaven, only to allow a defender to get a hand on the ball for a jump ball.

          Rebounded a ball, fell down and travelled.

          Got beat on defense and fouled the shooter.

          Bounced off the offensive player, resulting in an easy bucket.
          These sound like Lukeworthy accomplishments.
          "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

          Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by pelagius View Post
            got engaged to Taylen Ballard (or that's what I heard recently)
            Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
            Yeah, it was a couple of months ago. At least he’s scoring off the court.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Applejack View Post
              byu coed scoring and ute coed scoring are different things.
              Dyslexics are teople poo...

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