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    Default Maturity & Stamina vs. A One (Fake) Pump Chump QB - BYU @ UMass Minutemen

    Here we go, in the 10th game of the season. We're a 13-point favorite, but we're still looking for bowl eligibility. Do we have what it takes to pull this out? Will fans be left disappointed and unsatisfied? Kickoff is at 10 a.m. MST, and BYUtv is streaming it live for all of us cord-cutters.

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    this is pretty good. not your best work but pretty solid.
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    So what's the background to the thread title?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbiker View Post
    So what's the background to the thread title?
    Double entendres regarding male sexual performance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbiker View Post
    So what's the background to the thread title?
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    Double entendres regarding male sexual performance.
    For more information, look up "minute man" at urbandictionary.com.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Student View Post
    For more information, look up "minute man" at urbandictionary.com.
    Oh, geez, that's a reach for a thread title. Gonna lose now.

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    9am? I'm here!

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    Byutv app not letting me cast today. The chrome cast icon not even showing up. Anyone know a fix?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteelBlue View Post
    Byutv app not letting me cast today. The chrome cast icon not even showing up. Anyone know a fix?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SteelBlue View Post
    Byutv app not letting me cast today. The chrome cast icon not even showing up. Anyone know a fix?
    It’s also being broadcast on eleven sports network. There might be an app or website for that. It is the away commentary though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    Patch that cord you cut?
    I can’t watch a game in standard def and that’s what I had with byutv on directv.

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    We are getting done carved up

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    And out comes the mission card.

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    These announcers and broadcast..... Yuck

    Held em to 3!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveCoug View Post
    We are getting done carved up
    Like a turkey on Thanksgiving. I'm surprised we held the MM to a FG. Isaiah's stupid facemask was not at an ideal time.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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    Nuts. Gave them way too much on that drive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Student View Post
    Like a turkey on Thanksgiving. I'm surprised we held the MM to a FG. Isaiah's stupid facemask was not at an ideal time.
    Love that they decided to try 3 straight runs. Appreciate the favor, guys.
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    LOFREAKINGL

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    Oh brother.
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    Lol.

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    In answer to the thread title, I think we blew our load against Wisconsin.
    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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    We can't stop this lame team. This is straight up depressing. The team doesn't care.

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    They are 27th on offense in fbs. Not surprised we can’t stop them.


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    It's like we are playing against Taysom Hill out there. LOL.

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    I guess "break contain" was on the defense list of goals today.
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    BYU had never come back from down 10 in the Sitake era, so there's that.

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    At least we've held them to 10 points before the end of the quarter.

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    Great start!
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    So... Are we playing BYU football yet, kalani?

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    Well, at least UMASS D is as putrid as ours.

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