Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Online mission calls

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 6
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
  • #31
    Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
    Some of you folks may not remember this, but the Mormon church maintained a placeholder photo of Jesus for something like eight years before they finally decided they needed to make a website.

    They wanted to be absolutely sure the Internet was more than a fad before they went all in.

    My high school had a website for years before the Mormon church decided to build a website.

    Inspired leadership—at my high school.
    Some of us folks might not care.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

    Comment

    • #32
      oklahomacoug is funny. wish he'd post more.
      I'm like LeBron James.
      -mpfunk

      Comment

      • #33
        Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
        Some of you folks may not remember this, but the Mormon church maintained a placeholder photo of Jesus for something like eight years before they finally decided they needed to make a website.

        They wanted to be absolutely sure the Internet was more than a fad before they went all in.

        My high school had a website for years before the Mormon church decided to build a website.

        Inspired leadership—at my high school.
        I’m not sure that having a website is necessary to feed the poor and administer to the sick.
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

        Comment

        • #34
          I've had a cell phone since 1995.

          I was a BYU fan back when we used to pound the snot out of Utah every year, and we won the national championship and stuff.

          We had a home computer back in 1979, so...

          Comment

          • #35
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Omg. That’s it. I am out.

            Time for a podcast.
            My point is that any development at all is a really freaking big deal when the Church set the bar so low.

            Online mission calls in 2018 = wow!

            Comment

            • #36
              Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
              My point is that any development at all is a really freaking big deal when the Church set the bar so low.

              Online mission calls in 2018 = wow!
              Haha. You and funk try waaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

              It is going to be a very nice change for future missionaries. And leaders.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

              Comment

              • #37
                Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
                My point is that any development at all is a really freaking big deal when the Church set the bar so low.

                Online mission calls in 2018 = wow!
                Your point on this board has long since been swallowed by the caricature into which you have turned yourself.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

                Comment

                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Haha. You and funk try waaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

                  It is going to be a very nice change for future missionaries. And leaders.
                  You have a very low sense of humor.
                  As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                  --Kendrick Lamar

                  Comment

                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                    I've had a cell phone since 1995.

                    I was a BYU fan back when we used to pound the snot out of Utah every year, and we won the national championship and stuff.

                    We had a home computer back in 1979, so...
                    I too had a personal home computer in 1978... It was a golden watch and when you depressed the upper right hand button glowing red numbers would tell you the time. It was really something for 1978.

                    When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
                    -Mid Summer's Night Dream

                    Comment

                    • #40
                      Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                      You have a very low sense of humor.
                      Nice try.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

                      Comment

                      • #41
                        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                        I too had a personal home computer in 1978... It was a golden watch and when you depressed the upper right hand button glowing red numbers would tell you the time. It was really something for 1978.
                        napoleon.jpg

                        Comment

                        • #42
                          What are some new developments in 2018 that the Mormon Church makes people excited about?

                          Besides online mission calls and the first Asian-American in the Q of the 12.

                          Comment

                          • #43
                            Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
                            What are some new developments in 2018 that the Mormon Church makes people excited about?

                            Besides online mission calls and the first Asian-American in the Q of the 12.
                            We are dropping the BSA!

                            :Willy:
                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

                            Comment

                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              We are dropping the BSA!

                              :Willy:
                              I posted this before it actually happened.

                              And everyone called me a liar (or misinformed).

                              Comment

                              • #45
                                Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
                                I posted this before it actually happened.

                                And everyone called me a liar (or misinformed).
                                some people call you liar, mean, stupid, asshole, dickhead, chode,etc. others of us call you a prophet.
                                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

                                Comment

                                Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 template Next
                                Working...
                                X