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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    it’s all fun and games until you’re getting pineapples shoved up your butt by stalin
    Dang, that sucks for Funkhouser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sullyute View Post
    Dang, that sucks for Funkhouser.
    Dude. That’s his heaven!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    No. You don't understand. My guy will want to visit.
    He doesn't get to set the terms anymore!
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    He doesn't get to set the terms anymore!
    he never could. Its always been up to me. This doesn't change anything. the point is i don't want to tell him he can't come to my house anymore. If there were an opt out option, i wouldn't have to risk the hurt feelings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    he never could. Its always been up to me. This doesn't change anything. the point is i don't want to tell him he can't come to my house anymore. If there were an opt out option, i wouldn't have to risk the hurt feelings.
    This is funny. What do you think an opt-out option would look like? How would it differ from the current reality? Nobody has a gun to your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    he never could. Its always been up to me. This doesn't change anything. the point is i don't want to tell him he can't come to my house anymore. If there were an opt out option, i wouldn't have to risk the hurt feelings.
    Dude, I don't like your style don't come by and cramp mine, doesn't work for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    This is funny. What do you think an opt-out option would look like? How would it differ from the current reality? Nobody has a gun to your head.
    He could check a box versus talk to a guy's face.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Is SMR one of those millennial a that never learned to actually talk to a real person?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Moliere View Post
    Is SMR one of those millennial a that never learned to actually talk to a real person?


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    What? Me talk to somebody? No thank you.
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    This is funny. What do you think an opt-out option would look like? How would it differ from the current reality? Nobody has a gun to your head.
    It would be less personal. i'd just be a name on a list and wouldn't be assigned to anybody.
    I'm like LeBron James.
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    I wonder why people are up in arms about Quentons talk of nnconsensual immorality. No one besides the people that do bad things condone immorality, but he said consensual immorality was bad too. Why do people consent to immorality? I seen people speak out in abhorance of bad things, yet they complain about the money we wasted trying to keep gays from marrying each other, would Jesus say it,s ok to hate someone because of lifestyle choice. Jeff,s talk on making Jesus after your own image has something to say about that.

    Upset over Joseph Bishop because he allegedly admitted to something, but it is ok to leave your spouse for a same or opposite sex partner. I know someone who announced there divorce date because of there soon to me ex,s infidelity. Blind to there own immorality.

    His talk rightly abhorred people that don,t consent to evil at hands of others. Also said it is bad to consent too. I know people who take great pride in performing so called same gender marriages of people that had biological children. There is nothing in Quenton,s talk that needs to change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ByronMarchant View Post
    They dropped scouting. Who would've ever thought that they would drop scouting? They got rid of home and visiting teaching. Who would have thunk it?

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    I bet the Scoutmaster in my ward is going to be pissed to find this out.
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    What program do you think they got rid of? Looking after the welfare of the members? Call it ward teaching, home teaching, or ministering, that program is still there. Scouting? They stopped claiming to use a curriculum that was hardly ever followed anyway. The curriculum that was followed, Boy Scouting and Cub Scouting, continues.
    4 Mormons to drop Scouting as part of new global initiative https://www.deseretnews.com/article/...nitiative.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    No. You don't understand. My guy will want to visit.
    I think I found SMR's ministering, er, visiter. Or whatever it's called now:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    I think I found SMR's ministering, er, visiter. Or whatever it's called now:

    That was awkward.
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    I think I found SMR's ministering, er, visiter. Or whatever it's called now:

    Those answers were so good... they had to be made up. I'm calling BS on the full truth of this ministering visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    I think I found SMR's ministering, er, visiter. Or whatever it's called now:

    I guess the guy visiting BM got made EQP. Or both are funny stories that have an ounce of truth and a pound of hyperbole. IBM presents you make the call!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    I think I found SMR's ministering, er, visiter. Or whatever it's called now:

    highly doubt that happened as described
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    ha. no way.
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    He talks about how sad the situation of the ministering brother is. How sad is it to make up shit about Mormons and tweet about it?
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
    I guess the guy visiting BM got made EQP. Or both are funny stories that have an ounce of truth and a pound of hyperbole. IBM presents you make the call!

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    Most likely good call.

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