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  • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    Trump: I have the toughest policies on illegal immigration. They are very tough and very strong. Very strong. They say they are the toughest policies on illegal immigration ever. Nobody has less tolerance for illegal immigrants.

    Mitt: Hold my Apple Beer.
    Unnecessary modifier.
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • Originally posted by Commando View Post
      Unnecessary modifier.
      But Trump doesn't know that. I'm being him, bro.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • Utah GOP convenient is so fucking stupid.

        https://twitter.com/kutv2news/status...036945408?s=21

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        • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          Utah GOP convenient is so fucking stupid.

          https://twitter.com/kutv2news/status...036945408?s=21
          Who the hell is this Mike Kennedy guy?

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          • Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
            Who the hell is this Mike Kennedy guy?
            Your next senator from the great state of Utah!

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            • Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              Utah GOP convenient is so fucking stupid.

              https://twitter.com/kutv2news/status...036945408?s=21
              Holy cow. Amazing.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Mitt will win the primary by 40 percentage points.

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                • I guess I'll need to vote in this primary.

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                  • Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                    Mitt will win the primary by 40 percentage points.
                    which highlights the complete absurdity of the utah gop and this rule
                    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                    • Is Mike Kennedy some eagle forum type guy?
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • He's a Kennedy. Enough said. Go back to Massachusetts stupid Kennedy.
                        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                        For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                        Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                        • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                          He's a Kennedy. Enough said. Go back to Massachusetts stupid Kennedy.
                          Yeah, don't you know that Utah voters will see thru a Massachusetts man instantly? Masshole.

                          MITT!

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                          • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                            He's a Kennedy. Enough said. Go back to Massachusetts stupid Kennedy.
                            LOL... Utah is having a run-off between two carpet baggers?

                            How did Utah's favorite son come in second anyway?
                            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                              LOL... Utah is having a run-off between two carpet baggers?

                              How did Utah's favorite son come in second anyway?
                              Hey UT. What happened at the libertarian convention?
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                Hey UT. What happened at the libertarian convention?
                                To tide you over until you hear from Ted, here is a profile on an up and coming Libertarian from the state of Virginia. Get the dims and gop out of power!


                                ‘Red Pill Libertarian’ VA House Candidate Hopes To Legalize Child Porn, Marital Rape, Is Lunatic


                                Meet Nathan Larson! He’s the self-described “Red Pill Libertarian” hoping to represent Virginia’s 31st District as a State Delegate, and boy is he ever a peach.

                                Larson was convicted in 2009 of threatening to kill President Obama, having sent a letter to the Secret Service reading “I am writing to inform you that in the near future, I will kill the president of the United States of America.” Normally, this would preclude him from being able to run for office, as it was a felony and being able to vote is a requirement for running for office. However, Larson’s voting rights were restored as part Governor Terry McAuliffe’s program to re-enfranchise felons who have paid their debt to society.

                                Shockingly, that is not even the most disturbing part of Larson’s campaign. Not by a long shot!

                                Larson believes fathers ought to be allowed to marry their daughters if that is what the father wants (Oh, daughters have no say in marriage in Larson-world, everything is arranged). He writes… “The potential to have incestuous relationships down the road could provide an incentive to produce offspring and to care for them as an investment in one’s own sexual future.” This is also a good thing for the daughters, he claims, because “A father will tend to be significantly older than his daughter, and therefore will be more likely to be a better provider, and less likely to beat her, than a man her own age.”

                                Surprise! Larson does not think women should be allowed to vote, because it destroys the family unit if women are allowed to vote differently than their husbands. Also, women wouldn’t even be affected by government policies if they would just stop going to school and not get drunk and pass out at frat houses.

                                “What do women suffer from the state? Oh, they pass out drunk at a frat house, and get raped, and the government doesn’t process the rape kit. Why are they passing out drunk at frat houses? Because of feminism telling them that passing out drunk at frat houses is liberating and empowering, and that fathers and taxpayers should pay tuition bills to finance this happening. Get rid of feminism, and the problem is mostly gone.”
                                https://wonkette.com/613759/red-pill...wZILrwyvMy0.99

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