Haha. This test is crap.
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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostWhatever, commie.
Originally posted by Uncle Ted View PostI am a very liberal libertarian:
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Monkey with purple carrots sounds good to me!
Libertarian minds think alike. Although who the hell would eat monkey? That's too close to people for me. That's the one experience I am not open to.
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35 left | 65 right
This survey seems full of stereotypes. When I look at the definitions, I would expect 10 | 90. I'm good with some nurture and kindness and some participatory democracy. Also, conservative people can like arugula and prefer classical over country music.
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Originally posted by USUC View Post
Libertarian minds think alike. Although who the hell would eat monkey? That's too close to people for me. That's the one experience I am not open to.
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Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post35% Left
65% Right
I'm surprised that I was 35% left....
Originally posted by Crockett View Post35 left | 65 right
This survey seems full of stereotypes. When I look at the definitions, I would expect 10 | 90. I'm good with some nurture and kindness and some participatory democracy. Also, conservative people can like arugula and prefer classical over country music.
Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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I got 50/50. The questions aren't structured very well. Lots of poorly designed answers playing into stereotypes."Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
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Originally posted by Topper View PostI got 50/50. The questions aren't structured very well. Lots of poorly designed answers playing into stereotypes.
Quiz created by Mac Williams, PhD.
1. Is Mac Williams cool?
A. Yes. You're cool too.
B. No. You're not cool.
C. Unsure. You might be cool. Go to question 2.
2. Do you like bananas?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
B. No. I'm never going to be cool.
C. I've never had a banana. Go to question 3.
3. Do you like grits?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cooler than Jim Dandy!
B. No. You will die alone.
C. What is a grit? Go watch My Cousin Vinny then proceed to question 4.
4. In Gabriel García Márquez's novel One Hundred Years of Solitude did you have to refer to the in-novel family tree?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
B. No. Liar!
C. Never read it. Go to question 5.
5. Did you ever get a Band-Aid to open by pulling those little red string things they used to have?
A. Yes. Liar.
B. No. Mac Williams is cool.
C. I'm too young. Go to question 6.
6. Do you ever get the feeling that some people use hand-sanitizer in a dominance display over those around them?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
B. No. Go to question 7.
7. You've heard of To Kill a Mockingbird, but do you know what one looks like? Can you go outside and find one today?
A. Yes. You're cool.
B. No. Learn. Go to question 8.
8. How long will Savannah and Hoda last as Today co-anchors?
A. Less than a year. Mac Williams is cool.
B. More than a year. You're wrong.
9. Do you prefer white, yellow, or purple corn tortillas?
A. White. Cool.
B. Yellow. Cool.
C. Purple. Cool.
D. I have no preference, all are delicious. Nixtamalicul.
E. I don't like corn tortillas. Go to question 10.
10. What the hell is wrong with you?
A. Lots. Mac Williams is cool.
B. Nothing. Mac Williams is cool."Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied
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Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostBut the creators had PhDs! Watch this:
Quiz created by Mac Williams, PhD.
1. Is Mac Williams cool?
A. Yes. You're cool too.
B. No. You're not cool.
C. Unsure. You might be cool. Go to question 2.
2. Do you like bananas?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
B. No. I'm never going to be cool.
C. I've never had a banana. Go to question 3.
3. Do you like grits?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cooler than Jim Dandy!
B. No. You will die alone.
C. What is a grit? Go watch My Cousin Vinny then proceed to question 4.
4. In Gabriel García Márquez's novel One Hundred Years of Solitude did you have to refer to the in-novel family tree?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
B. No. Liar!
C. Never read it. Go to question 5.
5. Did you ever get a Band-Aid to open by pulling those little red string things they used to have?
A. Yes. Liar.
B. No. Mac Williams is cool.
C. I'm too young. Go to question 6.
6. Do you ever get the feeling that some people use hand-sanitizer in a dominance display over those around them?
A. Yes. Mac Williams is cool.
B. No. Go to question 7.
7. You've heard of To Kill a Mockingbird, but do you know what one looks like? Can you go outside and find one today?
A. Yes. You're cool.
B. No. Learn. Go to question 8.
8. How long will Savannah and Hoda last as Today co-anchors?
A. Less than a year. Mac Williams is cool.
B. More than a year. You're wrong.
9. Do you prefer white, yellow, or purple corn tortillas?
A. White. Cool.
B. Yellow. Cool.
C. Purple. Cool.
D. I have no preference, all are delicious. Nixtamalicul.
E. I don't like corn tortillas. Go to question 10.
10. What the hell is wrong with you?
A. Lots. Mac Williams is cool.
B. Nothing. Mac Williams is cool.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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