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    Two fried eggs seasoned with Tabasco, can of DMD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Two fried eggs seasoned with Tabasco, can of DMD.
    Same breakfast!
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    Toasted bagel with fried egg, ham, cheese, and BYU branded BBQ sauce. http://www.byustore.com/BYU-Bbq-Pack

    It's not my favorite sauce but my wife gave it to me for for Christmas so I'm trying to use it up. I prefer more tangy sauces and this one by Harry's Hot Sauce is more smokey/sweet.

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    Water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Water.
    That’s not how to start a great day, dude.
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    Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Always a good way to start the day.

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    avocado, sunny side up egg on toasted sourdough seasoned with salt, pepper, and tobasco chipotle sauce.
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    Protein shake with tablespoon of olive oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    That’s not how to start a great day, dude.
    You're right. Should have gone with vodka.

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    Collard greens and corn bread.
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    breakfast? lol
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    Blackberry Coffeecake

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    Preheat oven to 350°.

    Fruit Mixture
    3 cups blackberries
    2 tbs cornstarch
    1 tbs sugar

    Combine all, toss, set aside.

    Crumb Topping
    1 cup flour
    1 cup brown sugar
    1 tsp cinnamon
    1 tsp nutmeg
    4 tbs butter, melted
    ~1 tbs water

    Combine all, mix until "crumbly" (may need a few extra drops of water), set aside.

    Cake Batter
    3 cups flour
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp cardamom
    1 tsp baking powder
    ½ tsp baking soda
    ½ tsp salt
    8 tbs butter, softened
    2 eggs
    1 cup buttermilk
    1 tsp vanilla

    Combine dry ingredients in a stand mixer, cut in butter, add liquid ingredients, mix.

    Grease a 16x8x2-inch glass baking pan, add batter, layer on fruit and crumb topping. Bake for 45-50 minutes.

    I usually halve this recipe unless we are hosting a brunch.
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    Graham crackers dipped in milk.

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    PSA: Fred Meyer currently has Pepsi 12-packs on sale, 4 for $11. Can of DMD == 23¢.
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    couple of them brown costco eggs fried up with irish butter. the yolks in the brown egg seem better but i could be wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Graham crackers dipped in milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    couple of them brown costco eggs fried up with irish butter. the yolks in the brown egg seem better but i could be wrong.
    We used to buy those... sold in a 2-dozen carton, great eggs I agree; now we buy the 5-dozen flat.
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    Every day this past week: two fried eggs, can DMD.

    Today: eggs benedict, can DMD.

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    your hollandaise looks weird bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    your hollandaise looks weird bro
    It’s missing a dash of smoked paprika
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    Graham crackers soaked in milk.

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    Two GU gels and three scoops of CarboRocket Half Evil....followed by two scoops of Chocolate protein powder in 2% milk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    your hollandaise looks weird bro
    Because it's leftover Bearnaise sauce from last night's steak dinner.
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    banana and a 8 oz carton of low carb lemon yogurt

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    44oz DMD. Today I went crazy and hit it with a splash of half and half.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    44oz DMD. Today I went crazy and hit it with a splash of half and half.
    Sounds delish... will try tmro. No half and half, full cream ok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
    Sounds delish... will try tmro. No half and half, full cream ok?
    For sure. I used h/h because that's what they had readily available at the gas station.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    44oz DMD. Today I went crazy and hit it with a splash of half and half.
    What? Mind blown.
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    very skeptical of this one, friends. dmd + mango + peach is pretty tough to beat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    very skeptical of this one, friends. dmd + mango + peach is pretty tough to beat.
    Hey! My go-to mix is DMD + mango puree. Nectar of the gods.
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