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    Iím hearing rumors from well placed sources that this may be the last straw, The Church May extinguish the football program.

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    Go away.
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    And tell LA Ute he is FOS on that rumor.
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    Go die in a fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I’m hearing rumors from well placed sources that this may be the last straw, The Church May extinguish the football program.

    BYU, the San Francisco Dons of college football.
    San Francisco has a basketball team. So you're saying we'll be fine? weird way to do it, but thanks.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Dyslexics are teople poo...

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    The title would have worked better if you used the British spelling.


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    I was just thinking that we haven't done one of these derivative threads in a long time.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    And tell LA Ute he is FOS on that rumor.
    SU, don't confuse a legit rumor with LAU's wet dream.
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    "well placed sources"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omaha 680 View Post
    "well placed sources"
    On a positive note, SU is good for another 10 years for his next colonoscopy exam.
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    Ute coping mechanisms. Heh.

    I may no longer be a Cougar fan, but fuck the Utes and their shitty fan base. Fuck you all. Spare me the BoT loyalty indignance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueintheface View Post
    Ute coping mechanisms. Heh.

    I may no longer be a Cougar fan, but fuck the Utes and their shitty fan base. Fuck you all. Spare me the BoT loyalty indignance.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I’m hearing rumors from well placed sources that this may be the last straw, The Church May extinguish the football program.

    BYU, the San Francisco Dons of college football.
    Dear SU,

    You are a sociopath and need to change your ways.

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    The BOT, Cougar Nation, and Your Mom

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    Seattle Ute, that is a very clever thread title swap. But seriously go fuck yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    Seattle Ute, that is a very clever thread title swap. But seriously go fuck yourself.
    What's with you and the expletives lately?
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    What's with you and the expletives lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
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    At times you clearly reveal your ute-dom.

    You guys (and ladies, of course) are as predictable as SU is here. Its more sad than anything.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    I’m going to make a prediction. I’m about 100 percent sure it will happen (I suppose nothing is 100 percent sure, even that the sun will rise), because doing this or not is an idiot test for BYU’s leaders and fat cats, and despite everything I don’t think they’re idiots. Sitake will be fired end of this year or next. Whether it’s this year or next depends on Ken N’s situation. Sitake will go and Ken N will replace him. This solves so many problems for BYU all at once. BYU becomes almost instantly respectable on and off the field again. BYU is guaranteed to have winning seasons. The poly pipeline is not offended. The only problem is that the vaunted passing tradition is subdued, at least for a number of years. But BYU leaders and alumni have learned how little that matters compared to other things.

    Mark this for a swish.

    I hope I’m wrong. I really do. BYU, don’t listen to me, like you always do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I’m going to make a prediction. I’m about 100 percent sure it will happen (I suppose nothing is 100 percent sure, even that the sun will rise), because doing this or not is an idiot test for BYU’s leaders, and despite everything I don’t think they’re idiots. Sitake will be fired end of this year or next. Whether it’s this year or next depends on Ken N’s situation. Sitake will go and Ken N will replace him. This solves so many problems for BYU all at once. BYU becomes almost instantly respectable on and off the field again. BYU is guaranteed to have winning seasons. The poly pipeline is not offended.

    Mark this for a swish.

    I hope I’m wrong. I really do. BYU, don’t listen to me, like you always do.
    What YO said.
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    Ken N ainít coming even though he would improve our results. He ainít dumb and has a good thing going.

    BTW aesthetically I hate the idea of Ken N at BYU but he would do better in terms of wins and losses.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I’m going to make a prediction. I’m about 100 percent sure it will happen (I suppose nothing is 100 percent sure, even that the sun will rise), because doing this or not is an idiot test for BYU’s leaders and fat cats, and despite everything I don’t think they’re idiots. Sitake will be fired end of this year or next. Whether it’s this year or next depends on Ken N’s situation. Sitake will go and Ken N will replace him. This solves so many problems for BYU all at once. BYU becomes almost instantly respectable on and off the field again. BYU is guaranteed to have winning seasons. The poly pipeline is not offended. The only problem is that the vaunted passing tradition is subdued, at least for a number of years. But BYU leaders and alumni have learned how little that matters compared to other things.

    Mark this for a swish.

    I hope I’m wrong. I really do. BYU, don’t listen to me, like you always do.
    Do you know why you're wrong? $$$ Think like an MBA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I’m going to make a prediction. I’m about 100 percent sure it will happen (I suppose nothing is 100 percent sure, even that the sun will rise), because doing this or not is an idiot test for BYU’s leaders and fat cats, and despite everything I don’t think they’re idiots. Sitake will be fired end of this year or next. Whether it’s this year or next depends on Ken N’s situation. Sitake will go and Ken N will replace him. This solves so many problems for BYU all at once. BYU becomes almost instantly respectable on and off the field again. BYU is guaranteed to have winning seasons. The poly pipeline is not offended. The only problem is that the vaunted passing tradition is subdued, at least for a number of years. But BYU leaders and alumni have learned how little that matters compared to other things.

    Mark this for a swish.

    I hope I’m wrong. I really do. BYU, don’t listen to me, like you always do.
    So Sitake will get fired this year or maybe next year. And Ken N might replace him depending on Ken's situation at the time. Bold prediction(s)!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    I’m going to make a prediction. I’m about 100 percent sure it will happen (I suppose nothing is 100 percent sure, even that the sun will rise), because doing this or not is an idiot test for BYU’s leaders and fat cats, and despite everything I don’t think they’re idiots. Sitake will be fired end of this year or next. Whether it’s this year or next depends on Ken N’s situation. Sitake will go and Ken N will replace him. This solves so many problems for BYU all at once. BYU becomes almost instantly respectable on and off the field again. BYU is guaranteed to have winning seasons. The poly pipeline is not offended. The only problem is that the vaunted passing tradition is subdued, at least for a number of years. But BYU leaders and alumni have learned how little that matters compared to other things.

    Mark this for a swish.

    I hope I’m wrong. I really do. BYU, don’t listen to me, like you always do.
    Wrong thread!

    Or maybe you can call it both ways. Perhaps SU is the CS Nostradamus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    What's with you and the expletives lately?
    He probably has not been reading the 13th AoF lately.
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    was reading through the other thread and thinking, I can't believe SU hasn't chimed in, and done the usual SU thing. Did a quick search, and sure enough- a ute's going to ute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    was reading through the other thread and thinking, I can't believe SU hasn't chimed in, and done the usual SU thing. Did a quick search, and sure enough- a ute's going to ute.
    Art, if you are crazy enough to go to LA Ute's board, you deserve what you get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Art, if you are crazy enough to go to LA Ute's board, you deserve what you get.
    Huh? What does this have to do with the UB40? the only time i read that is when i feel like perusing the game thread, after I know the Ute's lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Huh? What does this have to do with the UB40? the only time i read that is when i feel like perusing the game thread, after I know the Ute's lost.
    Sorry. Misunderstood your post.

    Would be funny to read the game thread for the UW game.
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    I want to make it clear that I don’t accept or condone racist BYU fan perceptions that poly recruits will base their decision as to choice of college on whether or not BYU has a poly coach or has fired a poly coach. I am just expressing BYU brass and fat cat reasoning for better or worse.
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