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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    You can't beat us so you try and tarnish our reputation. Sad.
    It's all we have left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    It's all we have left.
    other than our pride, high paying jobs, scholarly prestige, moral steadfastness and cheerful, fertile big-chested wives
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    Quote Originally Posted by Applejack View Post
    You can't beat us so you try and tarnish our reputation. Sad.
    I can't stand coach K. I wouldn't be shocked if he cheated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    It's all we have left.
    PULL THE STRING! We'll always have 1984 and Jimmer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    PULL THE STRING! We'll always have 1984 and Jimmer.
    Dude, if you’re going to pretend to be goatnapper you have to work in a Jimmy Mac reference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Dude, if you’re going to pretend to be goatnapper you have to work in a Jimmy Mac reference.
    Every time we involve Jimmy Mac we end up losing (Utah State and LSU).

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    Good take by JA Adande:

    https://theundefeated.com/features/b...ting-scandals/

    The most remarkable aspect of the government case that ripped apart college basketball last week is that the closest thing to a victim might be the alleged perpetrators in the middle of this, the ones who were doing what their job required: the African-American assistant coaches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CardiacCoug View Post
    lol. CC's sense of humor is underrated and under appreciated. I see you, though, kid. I see you.
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    This is why the FBI kept their investigation secret from the NCAA. NCAA can't even handle an open/shut academic fraud case.

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    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    i guess utah isn’t implicated, then
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    i guess utah isn’t implicated, then
    Dang it!
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    Not so fast! Utah was paying players. No surprise.

    http://www.espn.com/mens-college-bas...ken-ncaa-rules

    Other teams with current or former players who allegedly received payments were South Carolina, Louisville, Utah, Xavier, Wichita State, Clemson and Alabama. Other players named include former LSU guard Tim Quarterman, former Maryland center Diamond Stone and former Kentucky center Edrice "Bam" Adebayo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CardiacCoug View Post
    Not so fast! Utah was paying players. No surprise.

    http://www.espn.com/mens-college-bas...ken-ncaa-rules
    Doesn’t surprise me at all. I wonder if they’ll have to vacate their NIT first round loss.


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    Yahoo is reporting Kyle Kuzma got at least $9500

    https://sports.yahoo.com/exclusive-f...103338484.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewth8tr View Post
    Yahoo is reporting Kyle Kuzma got at least $9500

    https://sports.yahoo.com/exclusive-f...103338484.html

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    We have learned that in this case that you get what you pay for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by myboynoah View Post
    We have learned that in this case that you get what you pay for.
    Too bad the Utes didn't pay him to play like he's been playing for the Lakers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewth8tr View Post
    Yahoo is reporting Kyle Kuzma got at least $9500

    https://sports.yahoo.com/exclusive-f...103338484.html

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    Milt Palacio is on that list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moliere View Post
    Doesn’t surprise me at all. I wonder if they’ll have to vacate their NIT first round loss.


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    death penalty!

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    As long as no one gave Kuzma any cookies and milk or bought him a Crown Burger when his father died, I think we are in the clear.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    As long as no one gave Kuzma any cookies and milk or bought him a Crown Burger when his father died, I think we are in the clear.
    That's pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    As long as no one gave Kuzma any cookies and milk or bought him a Crown Burger when his father died, I think we are in the clear.
    or made him eat 8 lbs of manicotti and take a dump in a towel
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    or made him eat 8 lbs of manicotti and take a dump in a towel
    I think that is just what all great college basketball coaches do. They eat 8 lbs of manicotti, shit into a towel, and teach the 6-inch defense.

    By the way, thank you for this thread. It inspired me to go to Keith Van Horn's timeline for more Majerus quotes.

    “You know, I mean you know, Keith the film doesn’t lie. You just let a returned missionary (BYU’s Jeff Campbell) with less hair than me score on you. Take some pride in your fucking defense.” -Rick Majerus

    “You guys want a day off. Juddy (BYU’s Jeff Judkin’s) wants to go to church with his fucking family. But you know what, I want to fucking win.” -Rick Majerus
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    or made him eat 8 lbs of manicotti and take a dump in a towel
    Or made him look at gay pornography to learn how closely he should be following his man around a screen.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    i love the majerus stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    i love the majerus stories.
    "Preston there's 1 person in the world that can make that pass & it's not you. He's 6'9, played for the Lakers and is fucking HIV positive"

    "Keith why don't you transfer to WestMinster and take Andre with you!"

    "Your shot fake needs to be six inches. Like the size of the average male penis. Ryan, translate that for Ma Jian."

    "Yeah we are going to practice 4 hours. You can have your parents call Chris Hill. I don't give a fuck what he thinks anyway."

    "You have 2 jobs to do. Play defense and screen for Keith. If you don't like it. Transfer and take Doug Chapman with you."

    "Jackson, the film doesn't lie. You're playing like a C*** If you can find a better word to describe yourself let me know."
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    I think that is just what all great college basketball coaches do. They eat 8 lbs of manicotti, shit into a towel, and teach the 6-inch defense.

    By the way, thank you for this thread. It inspired me to go to Keith Van Horn's timeline for more Majerus quotes.

    “You know, I mean you know, Keith the film doesn’t lie. You just let a returned missionary (BYU’s Jeff Campbell) with less hair than me score on you. Take some pride in your fucking defense.” -Rick Majerus

    “You guys want a day off. Juddy (BYU’s Jeff Judkin’s) wants to go to church with his fucking family. But you know what, I want to fucking win.” -Rick Majerus
    KVH is a great twitter follow. Funny guy.
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    I wonder who would win in a Majerus vs. Trump celebrity insult death match?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
    I wonder who would win in a Majerus vs. Trump celebrity insult death match?
    Majerus by a mile.

    Then again, he is already dead so I guess Trump wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Majerus by a mile.

    Then again, he is already dead so I guess Trump wins.
    You're going to disqualify a man just because he's dead? What is this world coming to?
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