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  • #16
    Originally posted by bluegoose View Post
    Like RCV, most dogs I see leave you alone after you yell at them. If that doesn't work and they keep coming I usually just spray some water from my bottle on the ground next to me. Dogs are usually pretty dumb and will forget about the chase to see what you just sprayed.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
      Hot dogs soaked in anti-freeze. You can thank me later.
      This has the additional benefit of giving you a vapor trail that will guarantee no wannabe Quintana tries to draft you
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by bluegoose View Post
        Like RCV, most dogs I see leave you alone after you yell at them. If that doesn't work and they keep coming I usually just spray some water from my bottle on the ground next to me. Dogs are usually pretty dumb and will forget about the chase to see what you just sprayed.
        You shouldn't yell at RCV, I think you hurt his feelings. He was only running at you to say hi.
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