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  • #91
    Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
    Heart disease isn’t sexy or scary.
    But cardiologists are.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • #92
      The good news is that Americans have healthy attitudes about strokes, at least.

      (assuming that graph didn't erroneously include people googling the popular band The Strokes, that is)
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
        Wow. That graph is crazy.

        I have always said that airport security is insane relative to the actual risk.
        Our fears are irrational
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • #94
          Do they have a home model?
          If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

          "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

          "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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          • #95
            Life insurance company? Financial planning? You'll never guess who made this commercial:

            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
              Life insurance company? Financial planning? You'll never guess who made this commercial:
              LOL. Would have never guessed it. I like it!
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                Life insurance company? Financial planning? You'll never guess who made this commercial:

                During the scene in the water, I was leaning toward Trojan. When the kid started acting out and being an asshole, I started thinking ISIS.
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • #98
                  Really well done commercial. I thought it was going to be for Netflix.

                  This scene is bizarre. is he peeping on his mom?

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                    Life insurance company? Financial planning? You'll never guess who made this commercial:

                    Tragic. The worst answer to life's question "What are you going to try today" was this kid going to Subway. Sad!

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                    • Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
                      Tragic. The worst answer to life's question "What are you going to try today" was this kid going to [redacted]. Sad!
                      You better hope Lebowski doesn’t care about this commercial as much as he did his dragon show, or your ass is out of here
                      Last edited by Art Vandelay; 06-27-2019, 03:35 PM.

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                      • Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                        You better hope Lebowski doesn’t care about this commercial as much as he did his dragon shell, or your ass is out of here
                        Dang, you are probably right...I would edit but I don't know how to do that spoiler thingy. Please pardon me, Lebowski!
                        Last edited by imanihonjin; 06-27-2019, 02:57 PM.

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                        • is that real or a spoof? so strange
                          Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                          • Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
                            is that real or a spoof? so strange
                            Supposedly real. And awesome. I loved it so much.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • I was wrong - I was guessing Memorex cassette tapes.

                              (Is it real? Or is it Memorex?)

                              When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
                              -Mid Summer's Night Dream

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                              • Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                                Really well done commercial. I thought it was going to be for Netflix.

                                This scene is bizarre. is he peeping on his mom?

                                Kind of weird window into the director’s mind. I guess peeing on a fountain, getting your pants pulled down, and spying on a girl getting undressed are important life moments to document.

                                But they all lead to Subway!
                                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                - SeattleUte

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