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    https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/s...268367875?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    I'm like LeBron James.
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    This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while

    https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...473966082?s=19

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    Quote Originally Posted by USUC View Post
    This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while

    https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...473966082?s=19
    That was magnificent.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by USUC View Post
    This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while

    https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...473966082?s=19
    I think this was my favorite entry:

    https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...622451200?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    https://twitter.com/ComfortablySmug/...437483522?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    that's pretty funny.
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    https://twitter.com/FauxPelini/statu...670102528?s=19

    Last edited by Pelado; 12-26-2018 at 10:24 AM.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    https://twitter.com/kingsthings/stat...898964480?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    https://twitter.com/kingsthings/stat...898964480?s=19

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    https://twitter.com/jbecktwelve/stat...168729600?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    There is a satire account called Titania McGrath that mocks woke politics, sjw, etc.

    https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath

    Much like a Phil Hendrie episode, occasionally people assume the account is serious and hilarity ensues.
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    Interesting thread on the decline of traditional print media:

    https://twitter.com/JeremyLittau/sta...486910976?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/s...857554432?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    https://twitter.com/richardmarx/stat...634640384?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    lol
    I'm like LeBron James.
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    Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are having a fake twitter war with each other. Here's a sample:


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    Seems like a lot of work and fake pain to go through for some fleeting Twitter fame (tweet thread).


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    https://twitter.com/1FranklinSaint/s...656012290?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    Even without CGI, this is amazing:


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    I loved that Mad Max. Just an action flick with zero pretense. That dude shredding the electric guitar at the front of the caravan is about all you need to know about that movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Even without CGI, this is amazing:

    That was incredible.

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    https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/sta...870460928?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay

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    fear sells.

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    Wow. That graph is crazy.

    I have always said that airport security is insane relative to the actual risk.
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    Heart disease isn’t sexy or scary.

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