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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    From a meat distributor I follow on twitter. Maybe not the tweet of the day, but thought some of you may be interested.

    If that's not tweet of the day worthy, I don't know what is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo Diddley View Post
    If that's not tweet of the day worthy, I don't know what is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    From a meat distributor I follow on twitter. Maybe not the tweet of the day, but thought some of you may be interested.

    Let's hope it reflects at Sam's Club on Saturday.
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    You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
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    pelagius also must be devastated.

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    Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

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    You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    From a meat distributor I follow on twitter. Maybe not the tweet of the day, but thought some of you may be interested.

    That could be tweet of the MONTH!

    Brisket packers have been running $5.99 a lb at Costco for the last few weeks. If I can pick up a couple at half that, I'm all in!

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    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    Damn, dude got three good shots in.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    I have always wondered why it is named "cracker" barrel:

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    https://twitter.com/EasterbrookG/sta...790169600?s=19

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    "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
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    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    lol
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    LOL... Chris Cuomo is a dumbass like his brother:

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    You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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    First - the ramen dude is pretty funny.

    Second - is Cuomo honestly advocating for non-peaceful demonstrations? I mean, this might be a cause that he agrees with and feels strongly about - so maybe non-peaceful is OK. But that isn't the issue. The issue is that once he acknowledges that non-peaceful protests are some kind of "right", because no where does it say that protests have to be peaceful - he's inviting non-peaceful protests for issues that he disagrees with as well. I'm not sure he thought this through all the way. Is he ready for the next 2nd amendment protest to be non-peaceful?

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    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    GMM!!!!


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    that is amazing.
    I'm like LeBron James.
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    LOL... someone posted the Texas Law Hawk's commercial as a follow up:

    Last edited by Uncle Ted; 06-18-2020 at 12:24 PM.
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    "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
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    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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    Those are both flipping awesome.
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    For OJ Simpson birthday!

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    These two tweets were right next to each other in my feed:

    https://twitter.com/NelsonRussellM/s...346748932?s=19

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    These two tweets were right next to each other in my feed:

    https://twitter.com/NelsonRussellM/s...346748932?s=19

    The 2nd has been deleted. What did it say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisrenrut View Post
    The 2nd has been deleted. What did it say?
    It was a stark contrast to President Nelson's message. I don't recall exactly.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    lol

    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/st...01022121103362

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moliere View Post
    Cool, but red? Not cool.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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