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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    So he says. What has the FBI said? Maybe they gave him a receipt.
    It is all part of an active investigation into the Biden family...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    It is all part of an active investigation into the Biden family...

    Your new found confidence in the FBI is encouraging. You sure this isn't just a stoopid nothingburger?
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    Your new found confidence in the FBI is encouraging. You sure this isn't just a stoopid nothingburger?
    Yes, I have confidence that the FBI will screw up another investigation.
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    Taking the fight right to Joe's home town... Scranton, PA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    Taking the fight right to Joe's home town... Scranton, PA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Ted View Post
    Taking the fight right to Joe's home town... Scranton, PA.
    He might as well. Nobody likes him in his own hometown.
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    LOL... Texans know how to welcome Joe:

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    Mainly because he hasn't shown anyone these "piles" of evidence.
    UPS lost it.

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    Solid:

    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Solid:

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    Have you seen Trump spiritual adviser Paula White-Cain's prayer for a Trump victory, offered yesterday at a rally? The real thing is funny enough, complete with a speaking-in-tongues bridge and some random diude walking back and forth reading a paper or something. Needless to say, it's gone viral with some outstanding memes and remixes. Here's my current favorite (thanks to oxcoug for passing t along).

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    He’s reading the Bible to run interference and ward off evil spirits. Really.

    Also it seems like angels in Africa and South America would have plenty to keep them busy where they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
    Have you seen Trump spiritual adviser Paula White-Cain's prayer for a Trump victory, offered yesterday at a rally? The real thing is funny enough, complete with a speaking-in-tongues bridge and some random diude walking back and forth reading a paper or something. Needless to say, it's gone viral with some outstanding memes and remixes. Here's my current favorite (thanks to oxcoug for passing t along).
    I just wasted 20 minutes watching the various remixes for this. Very funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Now who’s the dean? View Post
    He’s reading the Bible to run interference and ward off evil spirits. Really.

    Also it seems like angels in Africa and South America would have plenty to keep them busy where they are.
    As if angels are not exotic enough, we've got to have southern hemisphere angels?
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    As if angels are not exotic enough, we've got to have southern hemisphere angels?
    She’s not questioning God’s ways. I guess I shouldn’t either.

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    https://twitter.com/bazecraze/status...191876096?s=19

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    https://twitter.com/bazecraze/status...191876096?s=19

    That’s pretty good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YOhio View Post
    I'm getting too old. You're going to have to explain this one to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
    I'm getting too old. You're going to have to explain this one to me.
    sk8r boi lyrics?

    I know what the monolith is, but I don't know what the ballet thing is.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
    I'm getting too old. You're going to have to explain this one to me.
    I'm right there with you.
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    I'm getting old but I had kids at the right time. I heard that song about a jillion times.

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    YOhio is missing a great opportunity for a “Can I make it any more obvious?” post.
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