Take a Vacation

[Pelado]

Who can tell me about Thailand? I'll need to SCUBA dive a couple of times and probably want to do the Phucket thing. What else should I be doing?

Just because prostitution is legal somewhere doesn't necessarily mean you should participate.

[Shaka]

Thinking of heading north to Banff this summer. Maybe July or early August. Anyone been there?

My parents had a time share there. It's beautiful and awesome in every way.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Thinking of heading north to Banff this summer. Maybe July or early August. Anyone been there?

Hey, we're planning something similar, but probably not until mid- to late September. I'll have to watch a portion of BYU's triumphant march through their FB schedule via satellite. I'll start researching Banff and the environs within the next couple of months and share whatever intel I glean.

[CJF]

Just because prostitution is legal somewhere doesn't necessarily mean you should participate.

It's not legal, but it would be be like trying to catch all the speeders on I-15 at 3:00 pm. Despite the beauty of most of Thailand and the incredible food, I hate stepping foot in that country.

[Shaka]

Just because prostitution is legal somewhere doesn't necessarily mean you should participate.

One thing I have heard about Thailand is that the gender reassignment surgeons are so good there you will not be able to tell the real sex of the hookers. I guess I will have to pass on them this time.

There is a transgender at my office that goes to Thailand for his (her) surgery. She's doing it in stages and goes once a year.

[Joe Public]

My mom just sent me and my siblings the following email:



What the hell?!

Good luck with that.

[BigPiney]

Good luck with that.

Couldn't tell if that was for real.

Why cut the kids out of the will? Just use the money that would be left over in the will for a vacation.

[creekster]

Couldn't tell if that was for real.

Why cut the kids out of the will? Just use the money that would be left over in the will for a vacation.

TO me it was all a joke. Isnt it just a joke falafel?

[Pelado]

Why cut the kids out of the will? Just use the money that would be left over in the will for a vacation.

Bluffing. No money to use on a vacation, and nothing that would be left over for the will.

[Green Monstah]

My mom just sent me and my siblings the following email:



What the hell?!

I like your mom.

[Green Monstah]

Thinking of heading north to Banff this summer. Maybe July or early August. Anyone been there?

The lawyers at my company all angle to go to Calgary in the summer so we can take a long weekend to Banff. So far, I have only gone in January.

[Jeff Lebowski]

TO me it was all a joke. Isnt it just a joke falafel?

It is technically true either way, right? We are all slowly dying and we don't know how much longer we will last!

[Green Monstah]

TO me it was all a joke. Isnt it just a joke falafel?

The will part makes me think she was hacked by one of falafel's siblings.

[creekster]

It is technically true either way, right? We are all slowly dying and we don't know how much longer we will last!

Exactly. But they were just trying to be funny. You start dying at brith or even before. The will thing was just a joke to go along with it.

[falafel]

Couldn't tell if that was for real.

Why cut the kids out of the will? Just use the money that would be left over in the will for a vacation.

TO me it was all a joke. Isnt it just a joke falafel?

I have to believe it was a joke. Not a funny one, but a joke. The only thing that gives me pause is that this is not my mom's sense of humor at all. She'd flip out if I did something like this to her. And I doubt its my siblings' work. They are not dying to go on any vacation with me (pun intended).

Also annoying is that I've called every member of my family just to confirm the dumb joke, and not a single one answered or has called me back.