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"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Originally posted by Commando View PostThat was my first thought-- nothing would make a Trump supporter cheer like an article stating that academics ranked Trump's as the worst presidency ever."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by BlueK View PostBut the funny thing is that if Trump himself read this it would make him livid."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Originally posted by Commando View Post"BUT DON'T YOU SEE?? THAT'S THE GENIUS OF TRUMP!" - rando trump supporter.
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Today's laugher from the Donald came during an interview in which he rips into the sheriffs who stood outside. Quoth Drumpf, "I really believe I would have run in there, even if I didn't have a weapon." Okay, first, his immenseness isn't going to be running anywhere--don't make me post that tennis pic again. He had to get his doctor to fudge his height and weight numbers to avoid the clinical definition of obese.
And there's no reason to think that even a svelte Captain Bone Spurs would do anything other than direct others to do his fighting for him. But I'm sure he'd have some cruel sobriquets to fling at the shooter when the time was right.
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostToday's laugher from the Donald came during an interview in which he rips into the sheriffs who stood outside. Quoth Drumpf, "I really believe I would have run in there, even if I didn't have a weapon." Okay, first, his immenseness isn't going to be running anywhere--don't make me post that tennis pic again. He had to get his doctor to fudge his height and weight numbers to avoid the clinical definition of obese.
And there's no reason to think that even a svelte Captain Bone Spurs would do anything other than direct others to do his fighting for him. But I'm sure he'd have some cruel sobriquets to fling at the shooter when the time was right.
Still blows my mind that this clown got elected."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostToday's laugher from the Donald came during an interview in which he rips into the sheriffs who stood outside. Quoth Drumpf, "I really believe I would have run in there, even if I didn't have a weapon." Okay, first, his immenseness isn't going to be running anywhere--don't make me post that tennis pic again. He had to get his doctor to fudge his height and weight numbers to avoid the clinical definition of obese.
And there's no reason to think that even a svelte Captain Bone Spurs would do anything other than direct others to do his fighting for him. But I'm sure he'd have some cruel sobriquets to fling at the shooter when the time was right.
Maybe Drumpf would have pulled his limo over and told the shooter to put his gun down... Apparently it worked before:
The Trump Files: The Time Donald Trump Pulled Over His Limo to Stop a Beating
Just the sight of Donald Trump can calm the violent streets of New York, apparently.
At least that was reportedly the case in November 1991, when Trump was on his way to a Paula Abdul concert in his limo and saw a man being pummeled on an unidentified Manhattan street. “The man was getting beaten with a baseball bat, but no one did a thing until the limo drove up and Super Donald leaped out,” the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.
That was all it took to stop the assailant in his tracks. “The guy with the bat looked at me, and I said, ‘Look, you’ve gotta stop this. Put down the bat,'” Trump told the New York Daily News. “I guess he recognized me because he said, ‘Mr. Trump, I didn’t do anything wrong.’ I said, ‘How could you not do anything wrong when you’re whacking a guy with a bat?’ Then he ran away.”
[...]"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostStill blows my mind that this clown got elected.
[ Psst... don't tell frank or BlueK, but Trump's election could be attributed to something simple like citizens 65 years and older reported much higher turnout (70.9 percent) than 18- to 29-year-olds (46.1 percent)... which is to say (and I've said this somewhere before) old people are dumb. ]You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostWait, what?! I though you were a #russia #woke disciple?
[ Psst... don't tell frank or BlueK, but Trump's election could be attributed to something simple like citizens 65 years and older reported much higher turnout (70.9 percent) than 18- to 29-year-olds (46.1 percent)... which is to say (and I've said this somewhere before) old people are dumb. ]
And you call old people dumb."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostYeah, remember all the young people protesting the election in the week following Trump's victory? In spite of the fact that most of them didn't vote the week before?
And you call old people dumb.You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski
Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst
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Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View PostWait, what?! I though you were a #russia #woke disciple?
[ Psst... don't tell frank or BlueK, but Trump's election could be attributed to something simple like citizens 65 years and older reported much higher turnout (70.9 percent) than 18- to 29-year-olds (46.1 percent)... which is to say (and I've said this somewhere before) old people are dumb. ]
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Andy Borowitz was equally amused by Trump's bold declaration of bravery.
Trump Orders Parade to Celebrate His Hypothetical Act of Heroism in Florida School
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I'm going to guess Commando isn't on board with ICE agents acting like this:
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/02/...-familys-home/
Seems to fit well with the kind of America Trump is trying to create though.
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