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"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Originally posted by hostile View PostI'm going to try watching it this weekend while I'm in Vegas for my daughter's soccer tournament.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I can't believe how many people fall for old_gregg's trolling. After all these years."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by falafel View PostLV Premier Invitational? That thing is causing all sorts of havoc with soccer field scheduling this weekend."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Originally posted by hostile View PostThat sounds right. 4 games over the next 3 days. It looks like all of our games are at Betty Wilson ParkAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Originally posted by hostile View PostThat sounds right. 4 games over the next 3 days. It looks like all of our games are at Betty Wilson ParkLast edited by Donuthole; 03-23-2017, 04:37 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostMy side of town! If I weren't going to be at Brian Head this weekend, I'd say we could meet up at the Yogurtland and i'd buy you a cup of froyo (limit 2 toppings). BTW, it's Bettye with an E.
Hopefully this storm hits Brian Head hard."You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostDave Chapelle's new Netflix stuff is pretty good.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick Lamar
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Originally posted by mpfunk View PostI liked both of the shows. I thought the Austin show was much better. It isn't as good as his stuff from 10 years ago, but still really funny. It would be hard to ever top Killin' Them Softly. That is one of the best standup shows that I have ever watched.
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Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostDave Chapelle is awesome. I liked both shows about the same. Then because Chapelle references Kevin Hart I made the mistake of watching that Kevin Hart show from Lincoln Financial in Philly a few days after I watched the Chapelle shows and wow I can't believe anybody except kids and people with well below average IQs would like Kevin Hart and his crap about being scared walking down his dark driveway. Not funny at all!Originally posted by cougjunkie View PostRide Along 2- if you like Kevin Hart (which I do) this movie is very funny.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick Lamar
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Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
Btw still waiting for that lunch date, drove by your billboard again the other day. You look sharp.
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Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostDave Chapelle is awesome. I liked both shows about the same. Then because Chapelle references Kevin Hart I made the mistake of watching that Kevin Hart show from Lincoln Financial in Philly a few days after I watched the Chapelle shows and wow I can't believe anybody except kids and people with well below average IQs would like Kevin Hart and his crap about being scared walking down his dark driveway. Not funny at all!Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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