This is the place to tell your favorite lawyer jokes. No personal attacks against other board members allowed.
OK, here's my favorite:
An Engineer dies, goes to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter, looking in the book, can't find the engineer's name. Sorry, looks like you're going to hell. The engineer takes a look around and sees that hell is a mess. The A/C has obviously been broken for quite some time, so he fixes it. Hell cools down to a pleasant temperature quickly.
After fixing a few more things, God get's word that something's going on down in hell, so he makes a visit. He sees that everyone is happy and drinking craft beers. God asks the Devil, What's going on?
The Devil says, things have been going pretty good since you sent me an engineer.
What?! An engineer?! Why would I send you one of those? There must be some mistake! God immediately summons St. Peter and asks him to look for the engineer's name in the Book. Peter soon discovers the problem, as two of the pages were stuck together. Oh. Here he is. He's supposed to go to heaven.
God tells the devil, Send him up immediately.
The Devil responds, No way! We're keeping our engineer. We love this guy.
If you don't send him up immediately, I'll sue you!
The Devil laughs and says, Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
OK, here's my favorite:
An Engineer dies, goes to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter, looking in the book, can't find the engineer's name. Sorry, looks like you're going to hell. The engineer takes a look around and sees that hell is a mess. The A/C has obviously been broken for quite some time, so he fixes it. Hell cools down to a pleasant temperature quickly.
After fixing a few more things, God get's word that something's going on down in hell, so he makes a visit. He sees that everyone is happy and drinking craft beers. God asks the Devil, What's going on?
The Devil says, things have been going pretty good since you sent me an engineer.
What?! An engineer?! Why would I send you one of those? There must be some mistake! God immediately summons St. Peter and asks him to look for the engineer's name in the Book. Peter soon discovers the problem, as two of the pages were stuck together. Oh. Here he is. He's supposed to go to heaven.
God tells the devil, Send him up immediately.
The Devil responds, No way! We're keeping our engineer. We love this guy.
If you don't send him up immediately, I'll sue you!
The Devil laughs and says, Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
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