How did you find CS?
I wanted to see if CUF was still a thing and entered cougaruteforum.com into the address bar of my browser (Safari).
How did you choose your moniker?
Although originally intended as an embrace of my perception of myself, I see it now as more part of a perpetual field experiment to gauge how others react based on the first piece of information they receive regarding a (perceived) person.
What do you do (other than read CS)?
I spend 30% of my life asleep. Professionally, I'm a later-in-life junior tenure-track professor.
How many time zones have you lived in?
Counting the mission, five.
What are your sports loyalties?
Pittsburgh Pirates > BYU > OU > Seattle teams
What do you like about CS?
Someone used the word "statist" in a post somewhere.
What don't you like about CS?
No new threads have been started since 2011. (Fine: 2013.)
Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
I don't know who or what that is. Is that the hyper-vigilant content policing algorithm that has kept CS safe from new threads for lo these many years? Regardless, official interrogations are always welcome.
Do you pee in the sink?
I've thought about it.
Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
Like, one where I have the same career for my entire adult life? No. That would've been awful.
When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
I would have to go on a date first.
I mean, presumably. I guess I could instead find a co-creator off Craigslist, come up with some iron-clad child-rearing contract in advance, drop off biomaterials at the clinic and do in vitro, then use a dead drop location in a park just outside of town to exchange the child for 18 years. Probably better than dating. Someone should make a website (besides Craigslist; such a blunt tool).
Also: no, I wouldn't likely teach my kid how to "do drugs" (by most definitions of "doing" and "drugs") and would prefer my child not get all exploratory until after age 30 or I'm dead. I do wish smoking half a pack a year were not proscribed by the Word of Wisdom and ("educated") American society in general.
What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
Blue or patterned shirt. Sport coat in the colder months. Ward-Level Church > Global-Level Church. Give talks with the intent of jarring old people. Don't believe that "read the scriptures" is a good default answer. Hope for the best.
Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
I checked in here once six years ago, but (a) was too busy and engaged doing interesting life-things at the time, and (b) wasn't impressed with the quality of discourse.
Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
Yea, cursed is he that putteth his trust in man or maketh flesh his arm.
o
I wanted to see if CUF was still a thing and entered cougaruteforum.com into the address bar of my browser (Safari).
How did you choose your moniker?
Although originally intended as an embrace of my perception of myself, I see it now as more part of a perpetual field experiment to gauge how others react based on the first piece of information they receive regarding a (perceived) person.
What do you do (other than read CS)?
I spend 30% of my life asleep. Professionally, I'm a later-in-life junior tenure-track professor.
How many time zones have you lived in?
Counting the mission, five.
What are your sports loyalties?
Pittsburgh Pirates > BYU > OU > Seattle teams
What do you like about CS?
Someone used the word "statist" in a post somewhere.
What don't you like about CS?
No new threads have been started since 2011. (Fine: 2013.)
Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
I don't know who or what that is. Is that the hyper-vigilant content policing algorithm that has kept CS safe from new threads for lo these many years? Regardless, official interrogations are always welcome.
Do you pee in the sink?
I've thought about it.
Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
Like, one where I have the same career for my entire adult life? No. That would've been awful.
When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
I would have to go on a date first.
I mean, presumably. I guess I could instead find a co-creator off Craigslist, come up with some iron-clad child-rearing contract in advance, drop off biomaterials at the clinic and do in vitro, then use a dead drop location in a park just outside of town to exchange the child for 18 years. Probably better than dating. Someone should make a website (besides Craigslist; such a blunt tool).
Also: no, I wouldn't likely teach my kid how to "do drugs" (by most definitions of "doing" and "drugs") and would prefer my child not get all exploratory until after age 30 or I'm dead. I do wish smoking half a pack a year were not proscribed by the Word of Wisdom and ("educated") American society in general.
What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
Blue or patterned shirt. Sport coat in the colder months. Ward-Level Church > Global-Level Church. Give talks with the intent of jarring old people. Don't believe that "read the scriptures" is a good default answer. Hope for the best.
Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?
I checked in here once six years ago, but (a) was too busy and engaged doing interesting life-things at the time, and (b) wasn't impressed with the quality of discourse.
Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
Yea, cursed is he that putteth his trust in man or maketh flesh his arm.
o
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