Random Thoughts Thread

[mtnbiker]

I'd like to try acupuncture, but I'm scared.

Nothing to be scared about, really, as long as they use new needles. I would think they all do, but there might be some places that try to sterilize and re-use them. I've had good success with it at times, and other times where it didn't have any effect, but it just depends on what the underlying issue is.

[thesaint258]

Red vs. Blue is still funny.

[Surfah]

Red vs. Blue is still funny.

Like a puma?

Yeah, there you go.

[thesaint258]

Like a puma?

Yeah, there you go.

I'm glad I started watching it. It reminded me to get more headlight fluid.

[clackamascoug]

In preparing for a guest's appearance on The Jimmy Fallon Show, my daughter discovered that Fatboy Slim's real name is Quentin L. Cook. She is uncertain if we can expect a MoTab mash-up at next month's Conference, but is pleased the Apostles are able to pursue other interests.

Do you have any inside "Fallon/Leno" info? Curious minds want to know.

[clackamascoug]

We have some crazy bird dive bombing our windows.

There's a Rogue Robin that keeps attacking us. Yesterday morning I had the opportunity to sleep in till 8, but at first light, this damn Robin keeps running into our bedroom window. 2 or 3 times in a row, then I'd get back to sleep, and at the exact moment I'm asleep again, -boom! I eventually got up and went out to search and destroy, but the women and children are yelling you can't kill the bird, please don't kill the bird.

This morning, another sleep in morning, the bird starts thumping the window again. Now I don't care if the women folk get mad, I'm going to kill the bird and put it out of its misery. Before I Annie get my gun, my wifes says that he's just being territorial, and all we have to do is put printed pictures of Owls on our windows. So now, we have about 10 Owls keeping us safe. Actually, it seems to be working, a few hours later and not one dive bomb.

If he wakes me up early on Sunday morning... he's toast.

[clackamascoug]

Looks like I'll be having toasted Robin for Breakfast.

[Uncle Ted]

They have banned guns, knives, and now triangular shaped flapjacks.

Essex school bans triangular flapjacks after injury

Following an incident when a boy was hit in the face, dinner staff told to cut the snack into squares or rectangles

Flapjacks must be cut into square or rectangle shapes at an Essex school after a boy was hit by one. Photograph: Alamy

A school has banned triangular flapjacks after a pupil was injured by one.
Dinner staff at Castle View school in Canvey Island, Essex, were told to cut the treat into squares or rectangles following the incident.

[Indy Coug]

Twitter just informed me I can make good money viewing porn.

[Pelado]

Twitter just informed me I can make good money viewing porn.

Just for you?

[Indy Coug]

Just for you?

I can forward you their tweet, if you're interested...

[Pelado]

I can forward you their tweet, if you're interested...

I'm always looking for more sources of revenue...

[Indy Coug]

I'm always looking for more sources of revenue...

I'm pretty sure it's part of a money laundering scheme. Still interested?

[Pelado]

I'm pretty sure it's part of a money laundering scheme. Still interested?

Who doesn't like clean money?

[Indy Coug]

Like a teabag?

http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...ml?id=10386856