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    Overheard without context from a female restaurant employee today:

    "That's happened to me before. It's not hard to get it back up."

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    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    As much as I tend to believe Corey Feldman that there are pedophiles in Hollywood, I am also plagued by the feeling that a lot of his recent statements are to some degree designed just to keep his name in the press.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    https://twitter.com/NCSox/status/924710809963548673

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    https://twitter.com/NCSox/status/924710809963548673

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    LOL, the comments start off pretty funny as well:

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    Depends on if it's your first one

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    I'll just leave this here:


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    I was listening to the radio earlier today when a U2 song started playing. Every time I hear this song, I can't help but think of this old Cougarboard thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by reddead
    Observations about women in the Church
    As many of you are aware, the Church recently removed the full-time janitors from staff. Members of wards are now responsible for basic building cleaning and upkeep. It has been my responsibility to supervise a young men cleaning crew for several months now and I have cleaned bathrooms every time (vacuuming and garbages are always taken by the young men). I have several observations:

    1-The Men's bathrooms are MUCH cleaner. Every week. Give yourselves a pat on the back, Priesthood holders- against all presuppositions, you are the tidy ones!

    2-The Women's bathrooms are comparatively sloppy, messy and (intentionally?) dirty. There is always toilet paper on the ground, soap all over the counter, and dirty mirrors. It looks like a middle-school in there.

    3-Men's "aim" is generally pretty good.

    But most importantly,

    4-ALL THE SISTERS ARE ON THE SAME "CYCLE"!!! I have the singular privilege of emptying the "sanitary bins" in the female restroom (the young men are to "impressionable"), and can attest to this fact. For 2-3 weeks the bins will be empty of anything (with the exception of the routine piece of chewed gum). Then, all in one Sunday, the bins get PACKED! You can predict it on a calendar! (For several weeks I thought that the Sisters took care of this business at home, until I had this experience). Seriously, they all go at the same time! You would not believe the synchronization...
    Quote Originally Posted by cougarblue
    A U2 song comes to mind
    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...tml?id=5764856
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    Advice needed. Eating a Cold curry chicken salad wrap on an airplane: faux pas or no problemo?

    Need answer fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark Addison View Post
    Advice needed. Eating a Cold curry chicken salad wrap on an airplane: faux pas or no problemo?

    Need answer fast.
    Bad form. Very bad form. Eat what you want before you get on the plane. But if you're bringing food onto the plane, every effort should be made to keep the odoriferousness to a minimum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark Addison View Post
    Advice needed. Eating a Cold curry chicken salad wrap on an airplane: faux pas or no problemo?

    Need answer fast.
    How expansive is the smell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    How expansive is the smell?
    I don’t know. I have a feeling that the “restaurant” would frown on me unwrapping it and taking a whiff before I buy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    How expansive is the smell?
    This is my question. I am with DH, but if the smell can be contained to your own row, I say it's ok. Anything beyond that and you're like foot odor guy taking his shoes off on a plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    I was listening to the radio earlier today when a U2 song started playing. Every time I hear this song, I can't help but think of this old Cougarboard thread:





    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...tml?id=5764856
    Took me a minute. At first I was thinking it was "One."
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark Addison View Post
    I don’t know. I have a feeling that the “restaurant” would frown on me unwrapping it and taking a whiff before I buy it.
    Hope you passed on the wrap.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    Hope you passed on the wrap.
    I did. CS is my moral compass and the results are clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    How expansive is the smell?
    This is obviously relevant, and certainly on the right track, but is not quite the proper question. Per the rule set forth above, the proper next question is "what other food options are reasonably available." Then we can go from there.
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    were they not serving food in your class?
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    were they not serving food in your class?
    Of course they did. Bag of pretzels.

    Plus I got the benefit of being on a Miami to Charlotte flight the day before the ACC championship game. About 100 Canes fans on the plane.

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    You know that movie Crossroaads where Stevie Vai plays the devil's guitarist and Ralph Macchio plays the karate kid with a guitar (or something like that) and they have a guitar duel? In the movie Macchio (or the person playing for macchio) wins and Vai walks away in shame and defeat. I never understood it because it seemed really clear to me that Vai was the better guitar player. He is/was amazing. IOW, the devil got robbed and should have been given the victory.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    You know that movie Crossroaads where Stevie Vai plays the devil's guitarist and Ralph Macchio plays the karate kid with a guitar (or something like that) and they have a guitar duel? In the movie Macchio (or the person playing for macchio) wins and Vai walks away in shame and defeat. I never understood it because it seemed really clear to me that Vai was the better guitar player. He is/was amazing. IOW, the devil got robbed and should have been given the victory.
    steve vai is the worst. hey steve your stupid ibanez guitars and wraparound sunglasses are stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    steve vai is the worst. hey steve your stupid ibanez guitars and wraparound sunglasses are stupid.
    I am not a huge fan of those ibanez guitars, and the seven string thing he did was pointless, but he can wear whatever sunglasses he wants. Of course, I dont have your coolness level. Vai is weird, but the worst? That's amusing.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creekster View Post
    I am not a huge fan of those ibanez guitars, and the seven string thing he did was pointless, but he can wear whatever sunglasses he wants. Of course, I dont have your coolness level. Vai is weird, but the worst? That's amusing.
    we get it steve you can play scales very fast
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    see also satriani and that autistic nerd joe bonamassa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    see also satriani and that autistic nerd joe bonamassa.
    OK, that was funny.

    He is an amazing talent, but his music doesn't hold up well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    we get it steve you can play scales very fast
    Yes, he can. fast and clean.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    OK, that was funny.

    He is an amazing talent, but his music doesn't hold up well.
    leave it to him to take soul out of the blues. his whole schtick is terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    leave it to him to take soul out of the blues. his whole schtick is terrible.
    Yeah, that is the problem. Too mechanical. Like a robot playing the blues.
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    Remember, it was a guitar duel where they had to imitate each other's previous riff, at least at the beginning. Macchio pulled out a classical guitar riff at the end, and Vai couldn't pull it off. Vai left in shame. In that instance, Macchio clearly was the better guitar player.

    OG's dissing on clearly talented guitar players is funny and sort of true. Talented they are. Just not talented or cool enough to make it past breaking down riffs of better guitar players on the back pages of obscure guitar magazines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    steve vai is the worst. hey steve your stupid ibanez guitars and wraparound sunglasses are stupid.
    Look at this picture. Even he is amazed at how amazing he is.

    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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    Is there a stupider restaurant concept than Zaxby's? The entire menu is texas toast and chicken strips. Their chicken doesn't taste as good as Chick-fil-a (probably because it's not laced with MSG) and if you get a sandwich it's 90% bread. Why the crap would anyone use texas toast for anything but french toast?

    No suprise that the Zaxby's restaurants in Utah are struggling to stay in business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
    Is there a stupider restaurant concept than Zaxby's? The entire menu is texas toast and chicken strips. Their chicken doesn't taste as good as Chick-fil-a (probably because it's not laced with MSG) and if you get a sandwich it's 90% bread. Why the crap would anyone use texas toast for anything but french toast?

    No suprise that the Zaxby's restaurants in Utah are struggling to stay in business.
    Zaxbys is terrible. Can’t believe they are still in business anywhere.
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