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    Bald not naked Pelado's Avatar
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    Overheard without context from a female restaurant employee today:

    "That's happened to me before. It's not hard to get it back up."

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    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    As much as I tend to believe Corey Feldman that there are pedophiles in Hollywood, I am also plagued by the feeling that a lot of his recent statements are to some degree designed just to keep his name in the press.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    https://twitter.com/NCSox/status/924710809963548673

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    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    https://twitter.com/NCSox/status/924710809963548673

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    LOL, the comments start off pretty funny as well:

    Is it 'handjob' or 'hand job'?
    Sadly, in high school I never found out.
    Depends on if it's your first one

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    I'll just leave this here:


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    I was listening to the radio earlier today when a U2 song started playing. Every time I hear this song, I can't help but think of this old Cougarboard thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by reddead
    Observations about women in the Church
    As many of you are aware, the Church recently removed the full-time janitors from staff. Members of wards are now responsible for basic building cleaning and upkeep. It has been my responsibility to supervise a young men cleaning crew for several months now and I have cleaned bathrooms every time (vacuuming and garbages are always taken by the young men). I have several observations:

    1-The Men's bathrooms are MUCH cleaner. Every week. Give yourselves a pat on the back, Priesthood holders- against all presuppositions, you are the tidy ones!

    2-The Women's bathrooms are comparatively sloppy, messy and (intentionally?) dirty. There is always toilet paper on the ground, soap all over the counter, and dirty mirrors. It looks like a middle-school in there.

    3-Men's "aim" is generally pretty good.

    But most importantly,

    4-ALL THE SISTERS ARE ON THE SAME "CYCLE"!!! I have the singular privilege of emptying the "sanitary bins" in the female restroom (the young men are to "impressionable"), and can attest to this fact. For 2-3 weeks the bins will be empty of anything (with the exception of the routine piece of chewed gum). Then, all in one Sunday, the bins get PACKED! You can predict it on a calendar! (For several weeks I thought that the Sisters took care of this business at home, until I had this experience). Seriously, they all go at the same time! You would not believe the synchronization...
    Quote Originally Posted by cougarblue
    A U2 song comes to mind
    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...tml?id=5764856
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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