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  • Originally posted by falafel View Post
    This is the banner my sister's ward is going to use for girl's camp.

    Baby got Back!!

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    • Lol. That belongs in the blink, blink, blink what?! thread.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
        Baby got Back!!
        Yeah, but little in the middle.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by falafel View Post
          Yeah, but little in the middle.
          Dare I ask if that 'sword' is supposed to be an anaconda?
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
            Dare I ask if that 'sword' is supposed to be an anaconda?
            Even I wasn't going to go there with a girl's camp banner.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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            • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
              Even I wasn't going to go there with a girl's camp banner.
              I may have gone too far. I was just giddy riffing on the lyrics.

              Apologies!
              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                This is the banner my sister's ward is going to use for girl's camp.

                Theme: Putting on the armor of Kim.
                Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                • Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                  Theme: Putting on the armor of Kim.
                  Yeah, someone just needs to add a champagne bottle and glass to the silhouette.
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Happy Independence Day, CS!
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Happy Forth of July!

                      Last edited by myboynoah; 07-04-2019, 10:15 PM.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                        Baby got Back!!
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Yeah, but little in the middle.
                        Nephite face, Lamanite booty.
                        "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                        "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                        • Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                          Nephite face, Lamanite booty.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Today in British Columbia we heard someone refer to a traffic circle as a ‘circle jerk’. My 17 year old son vowed to use that terminology from now on. My 15 year old daughter, not quite exactly sure what that meant, still laughed because it sounded funny. We wondered if there were other regions that also called it a circle jerk. My daughter started to look it up on google, and I told her be very careful. I think it scared her for at least a while. Hopefully she remains naive for a bit.

                            Indiana also uses that term, by the way.
                            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                            - SeattleUte

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                            • Drove through Vegas yesterday for the first time in several years. I have a question for those of you that live there:

                              a) How can you bear that awful heat?

                              b) Why are there so many billboards for lawyers?
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                                Drove through Vegas yesterday for the first time in several years. I have a question for those of you that live there:

                                a) How can you bear that awful heat?

                                b) Why are there so many billboards for lawyers?
                                a) The high yesterday was only 98* and it was overcast/rainy. You should have been here earlier in the week when it was 110+ and we were melting on the sidewalk.

                                b) how else do you know who to call when you've been injured in an accident?
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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