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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    lol. SeattleUte so frustrated by Utah never beating Boise that he pulls for BYU to beat them.
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    Here is the proof it was on the merits. She's 06. We both bet heavily on BYU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    I think what SU is trying to say is that it is a tremendous privilege to lose to P12 teams.
    I see, so even when the Utes lose, they are winning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
    Utah wins every time they play, at least in men's basketball and football.
    Dave Rose is 12-4 against Utah. Nice try though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
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    Here is the proof it was on the merits. She's 06. We both bet heavily on BYU.
    what is that? I'm going to pull an Andre Miller here and confess that I can't read it
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    And men's skiing
    Exactly!

    btw I picked up a pair of Line's Magnum Opus for this year. Come on El Niņo, do your worst!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile View Post
    Exactly!

    btw I picked up a pair of Line's Magnum Opus for this year. Come on El Niņo, do your worst!
    Jealous, the art on those looks really cool. I've loved the Bacons. Line make a great set of boards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SeattleUte View Post
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    Here is the proof it was on the merits. She's 06. We both bet heavily on BYU.
    6 out of 13. Send her my congratulations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falafel View Post
    6 out of 13. Send her my congratulations.
    No, that's her name. She's the top one, OSix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
    This is what I love about the rivalry. One team starts to out perform the other, and receive national attention (usually BYU) and the opposing teams fan base can't resort to scoreboard smack (Because they have an AD and HC who are scared) so they start grasping at straws and pulling the moral superiority card. BYU is "dirty" did you see that hit by 190 pound Jordan Preator who was about to take on a 260 pound tight end one on one so he went low. What a dirty player. Obviously they don't teach leverage at the U, hence the reason Sack Lake City, currently has a population of 1 through 2 games. Or they bring out the "Thug" and team discipline card.

    "Nacua only got 1 game what a joke, Memphis suspended 12 guys!" Not realizing Memphis announced 12 suspensions but 8 of those players had exhausted their eligibility. It was purely lip service. 4 guys were actually suspended and only 1 player was suspended for a full game. BYU actually suspended 3 players for the Nebraska game. But lets not let facts get in the way of how soft Bronco is. Oh and lets ignore the fact that BYU lost its star running back for the season over something millions of college kids do every day.

    Of course when that doesn't work they start to pinpoint specific plays, like Kaufusi and the mythical "gator roll". All of this comes from guys like LADouche and MPFunk, who have never put on pads in their lives. But when people point out that NFL teams teach these same techniques they choose to ignore it and like JL says "Double down" on this flawed logic. Making them look even worse.

    This is a nasty cycle that will only continue for the next 3 years as Tanner Mangum leads BYU to glory. BYU has a plethora of QBs in the stable, the recruiting pipeline is full and Utah continues is rolling out a slot receiver to take snaps under center. Once he fails (and he will, we saw Thompson last year) they will throw a kid out there who should be playing linebacker, who again will fail (because Utah can't recruit or develop QBs) until the next over hyped kid comes along only to transfer after 1 season. In the meantime BYU will keep signing 4 star kids (2 in this upcoming class alone) who will continue to break records, give sportscenter interviews, bring exposure to the team and the church, go on the Jim Rome show, and lead highlight packages every night.

    Of course, we will still have to listen to whiny, bitch-ass Ute fans make asinine comments like "I would rather lose than cheer for a dirty team like BYU" or "They have no conference to hold them accountable for suspensions, its bullshit". I thought independence was a horrible thing, now its an advantage?

    Ute fans can all eat shit, nobody cares what you think or have to say. Unfortunately the loudest voices in your fan base are the biggest ass clowns. You are lead by an athletic director who played all of you for a fool and straight up lied. Your HC has ran off 7 OCs in 7 years. His two best assistant coaches left because they hate him (Sitake and BJ). Roderick only stayed because he has so much family baggage with his wife humping a female soccer player he has nowhere else to go. It is an absolute cluster fuck and you guys know it.

    The good news is with Colorado around you will always have someone worse than you. At least you can look forward to that. Now go Eff yourselves.
    cougjunkie, I would really appreciate that you follow your religion and be honest in your dealings with your fellow man. I'd like you point out all these times that I have called out BYU for dirty play and perpetuated these annoying whiny complaints about BYU. There is plenty to rip on BYU for without resorting to the dirty play stuff.

    Thank you for your predictions about Tanner Mangum's success against Utah. They should go just as well as your predictions about all the glowing success that Jake Heaps was going to have against Utah. I appreciate all of your BYU ass kicking predictions when it comes to Utah, it is one of our greatest good luck charms.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    let's cut the shit here, how does byu's nursing program compare to utah's?
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    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...message1753993

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...message1753993

    Be afraid Ute fans. Be very afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...message1753993

    Be afraid Ute fans. Be very afraid.
    Oh my. (wiping tears of laughter)
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    Quote Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
    You can eat shit too. Utah hasn't owned a damn thing. Does the rivalry start and stop with football over the last few years? Ok then, STFU.

    baseball- 6 of the last 8 including 4 in a row
    basketball- Dave Rose is 12-4 against Utah
    womens Volleyball- BYU has won 5 of 6 and we are going to kick the shit out of them on Thursday
    Womens soccer- 5-2-1 in the last 8 meetings
    Womens basketball- 5 of 6 with the only loss coming in Double OT
    Softball- 24-4 Against Utah in the last 10 years.
    Rugby- I doubt BYU has ever lost to Utah.


    I take back all the bad things that I have said about you over the years. That post stands as the greatest example of smack against BYU posted in the past couple of years.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    cougjunkie, I would really appreciate that you follow your religion and be honest in your dealings with your fellow man. I'd like you point out all these times that I have called out BYU for dirty play and perpetuated these annoying whiny complaints about BYU. There is plenty to rip on BYU for without resorting to the dirty play stuff.

    Thank you for your predictions about Tanner Mangum's success against Utah. They should go just as well as your predictions about all the glowing success that Jake Heaps was going to have against Utah. I appreciate all of your BYU ass kicking predictions when it comes to Utah, it is one of our greatest good luck charms.
    Religion smack belongs in a different forum please. Or, you two can get a room afterall, the Supreme Court has spoken!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post


    I take back all the bad things that I have said about you over the years. That post stands as the greatest example of smack against BYU posted in the past couple of years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
    Here Ute fans. Shove this up your collective asses.

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    I think there is another, more plausible, explanation for those stats that you are possibly missing rather than Pac-12 teams are dirty. I'll leave it up to you to connect the dots.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post


    I take back all the bad things that I have said about you over the years. That post stands as the greatest example of smack against BYU posted in the past couple of years.
    if you were willing to go back more than a couple of years, I think the photoshopped picture of Jake Heaps dancing with Chaz Bono was probably the best. I still laugh at that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...message1753993

    Be afraid Ute fans. Be very afraid.
    Seattle, I didn't know you were allowed multiple log in accounts on utefans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imanihonjin View Post
    Let's just say that the next time that a Ute fan makes an embarrassing post about gymnastics, I have ammo to fire back of a BYU fact acting just as embarrassing.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
    --SeattleUte

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post


    I take back all the bad things that I have said about you over the years. That post stands as the greatest example of smack against BYU posted in the past couple of years.
    Quote Originally Posted by imanihonjin View Post
    Funk might be right. There is not a lot of good material for funk to choose from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
    http://www.utefans.net/message.php?i...message1753993

    Be afraid Ute fans. Be very afraid.
    This is so comical. He has 10 videos, that took him "5 minutes" to find and all of them happen to be posted by Ute fans. Such players as Matt Putnam, Travis Uale and Scott Johnson, those guys had some bad reputations. Travis Uales alleged "targeting" is actually shown during a Travis Uale highlight video.

    Bronson Kaufusi's "Gator Roll" comes when he only has one leg of the Nebraska player and rolls to use his momentum to take him down. How else is he supposed to get him down when he is on the ground and the guy is trying to break free?

    The ankle twisting is my favorite one, you can't see anything and it is recorded off an old tube tv with a camcorder, and it is Mike Tanner who graduated in 2003.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Let's just say that the next time that a Ute fan makes an embarrassing post about gymnastics, I have ammo to fire back of a BYU fact acting just as embarrassing.
    Okay, good for you. Is it really the greatest example of smack against BYU, though? If so, the Utes need to do a better job in their smack development department.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Let's just say that the next time that a Ute fan makes an embarrassing post about gymnastics, I have ammo to fire back of a BYU fact acting just as embarrassing.
    There is nothing embarrassing about BYU's all around greatness.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
    This is so comical. He has 10 videos, that took him "5 minutes" to find and all of them happen to be posted by Ute fans. Such players as Matt Putnam, Travis Uale and Scott Johnson, those guys had some bad reputations. Travis Uales alleged "targeting" is actually shown during a Travis Uale highlight video.

    Bronson Kaufusi's "Gator Roll" comes when he only has one leg of the Nebraska player and rolls to use his momentum to take him down. How else is he supposed to get him down when he is on the ground and the guy is trying to break free?

    The ankle twisting is my favorite one, you can't see anything and it is recorded off an old tube tv with a camcorder, and it is Mike Tanner who graduated in 2003.

    I am shocked that this panicked utefans poster didn't accuse Tanner of taking the Aggie player's his whole foot off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Let's just say that the next time that a Ute fan makes an embarrassing post about gymnastics, I have ammo to fire back of a BYU fact acting just as embarrassing.
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    The most honest post you'll see on the rivalry:

    http://utefans.net/message.php?id=17...message1757049

    The problem is we have to share the local coverage with those fools and their sidekicks (local media).

    As a sports fan you want to tune in and hear about your team, but when you do, all you hear is the hype machine for ybU. I can uncheck the zoob category on this site, but I would also need to tune out all other sports news locally. That sucks and it is hard to escape.

    I had to come into work today to this -----> "Did you see that ybU game?" My answer: "No, I was watching 2 P5 teams play in Oregon and Michigan State. I am not interested in 2 mid majors."

    It ruins my experience not getting the coverage Utah deserves being part of a P5 conference and playing one of the toughest schedules in the country. It should be a positive experience listening in, but it has been the opposite since Utah got into the PAC12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Monstah View Post
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    Be afraid Ute fans. Be very afraid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Good grief. How many times are you going to get this wrong? I have explained this several times, but here goes another:

    I never once said that I don't care about the rivalry. I did say that I don't care about Utah in the sense that I am not interested in the details of who Utah is recruiting, what the women's volleyball team last week, etc. The context of my original statement was that I don't miss Utah sports threads on this site. I never read them carefully when they were here. But I do care very much about the rivalry and I want lots of horrible things to happen to the Utah athletics programs.

    Please read this 4-5 times and commit to memory. TIA.
    Once again, I quote:

    To be perfectly honest, I have zero interest in Utah sports anymore. I very much treasure my old Ute friends and I sincerely hope we will remain friends and interact for years to come, but I honestly believe that in the long run, this board will be more healthy and sustainable as a BYU-themed board.
    I guess that is 2 comments in that quote that you actually didn't mean.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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