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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    I offer you a deal. BYU goes undefeated in football, but in return they don't win a single game, meet, tilt, or whatever the hell they call it in the sport in women's soccer, women's volleyball, men's XC, and women's XC. You taking it.

    I'm still really upset with that great performance in the non-scored friendly with the Utes in swimming from September, giving you scoreboard in the rivalry.
    BYU is having a good year in all sports, including football. Lots of young players on the football team that will be back next year. Future looks great for b-ball too.

    Not sure why this is so difficult for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Not for long. He has a non-guaranteed contract and is getting DNP-CD in the preseason.
    So you are conceding that he IS an NBA player.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Not for long. He has a non-guaranteed contract and is getting DNP-CD in the preseason.
    This is inaccurate information.

    It is funny how you regurgitate the same crap from UF.N and all the dick head ute fans on twitter. But its never accurate.
    *Banned*

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Not for long. He has a non-guaranteed contract and is getting DNP-CD in the preseason.
    lol. FTR, I have no idea what Andre Miller, Mike Doleac or Delon Wright are doing in the pre-season.
    I'm like LeBron James.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cougjunkie View Post
    This is inaccurate information.

    It is funny how you regurgitate the same crap from UF.N and all the dick head ute fans on twitter. But its never accurate.
    Fine you are right, partially guaranteed contract. Training camp with a "modest guarantee."
    http://www.sbnation.com/2015/7/22/90...-antonio-spurs

    I'm not wrong that the past 2 games he has been a DNP-CD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokymountainrain View Post
    lol. FTR, I have no idea what Andre Miller, Mike Doleac or Delon Wright are doing in the pre-season.
    I believe Doleac is teaching physics at Park City HS. He also helps with the bball team.
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Fine you are right, partially guaranteed contract. Training camp with a "modest guarantee."
    http://www.sbnation.com/2015/7/22/90...-antonio-spurs

    I'm not wrong that the past 2 games he has been a DNP-CD.
    Actually you are wrong that the past 2 games he has been DNP-CD. Again keep trying.
    *Banned*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    BYU is having a good year in all sports, including football. Lots of young players on the football team that will be back next year. Future looks great for b-ball too.

    Not sure why this is so difficult for you.
    It's because mpf is a BYU hater first and a Utah fan second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile View Post
    I believe Doleac is teaching physics at Park City HS. He also helps with the bball team.
    wasnt he going to med school at one point? I love me some mike doleac trivia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    wasnt he going to med school at one point? I love me some mike doleac trivia.
    He was thinking about going, if the NBA didn't work out.
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile View Post
    He was thinking about going, if the NBA didn't work out.
    so why didnt he go
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    so why didnt he go
    I guess he figured a 10y career counts as working out.
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    Not for long. He has a non-guaranteed contract and is getting DNP-CD in the preseason.
    Guys, funk has really important stuff to do, he can't always be here amongst us to educate.

    Why in the world would funk care enough about pre season basketball to run to the box score (I am assuming he didn't sit through the whole game) to see if Jimmer played or didn't play. I honestly couldn't tell you who has played or hasn't played a single second of any pre season NBA game.

    Funk, it was hysterical that one time you said you have more important things to do, but you really should have more important things than tracking Jimmer's pre season minutes. Anything, brushing your teeth, farting, playing with your kids, or staring into space with a blank look on your face should all be far ahead of tracking Jimmer minutes.

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    I love this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hostile View Post
    I guess he figured a 10y career counts as working out.
    jimmer can almost cancel those med school plans, too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    jimmer can almost cancel those med school plans, too!
    Only 6 more years to go.
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    hey sunshine, don't they give a sears cup to whoever is best at spectatorless sports?
    You tell us, you're the ones who are in the self proclaimed "conference of champions", you know, the one that pats itself on the back for winning national titles in sports that nobody else even competes in.
    Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Douger View Post
    You tell us, you're the ones who are in the self proclaimed "conference of champions", you know, the one that pats itself on the back for winning national titles in sports that nobody else even competes in.
    they win a lot in the big sports, too.

    of course, utah isnt contributing to that portion of the Pac legacy, but the conference as a whole is quite good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    they win a lot in the big sports, too.

    of course, utah isnt contributing to that portion of the Pac legacy, but the conference as a whole is quite good.
    I think you are being quite belittling of their women's gymnastics team. They also have a ski team that is very good. Shame on you, DDD.

    On a personal level, I'm just hoping to catch the sailing and lightweight rowing portions of PAC competition this year. I'll have to look up the fencing dates and times as well.
    Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Douger View Post
    You tell us, you're the ones who are in the self proclaimed "conference of champions", you know, the one that pats itself on the back for winning national titles in sports that nobody else even competes in.

    Yes, the Sears Cup is real.

    Personally, only two sports matter, so I don't care, and will do no back-patting for non fb/bb.

    Edit: Ooops, Geoff, am I ok to reply to this? tia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveCoug View Post
    I love this thread.
    funk is a masochist
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_gregg View Post
    funk is a masochist

    Brian needs a diagnosis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    they USC won a lot in the big sports, too.

    of course, utah isnt contributing to that portion of the Pac legacy, but the conference as a whole is quite good.
    fify

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
    Me too. And I can't wait for b-ball season to start.
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    Five fall sports currently active at BYU:

    Football - ranked #27 nationally
    Women's soccer - ranked #5 nationally
    Women's volleyball - ranked #13 nationally
    Men's XC - ranked #3 nationally
    Women's XC - ranked #16 nationally
    Edited so as to not confuse mpfunk and brian. Trying to make this as simple to understand as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian View Post
    Fixed it.
    Maybe he was really talking to brian and not Brian. Kinda presumptuous on your part, no?

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    ya, very good point.
    I deleted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveCoug View Post
    I love this thread.
    So bizarre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    they win a lot in the big sports, too.

    of course, utah isnt contributing to that portion of the Pac legacy, but the conference as a whole is quite good.
    Since joining the PAC12 five years ago, has Utah won any conference championships in any sports besides women's gymnastics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nakoma View Post
    Since joining the PAC12 five years ago, has Utah won any conference championships in any sports besides women's gymnastics?
    no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach McGuirk View Post
    Brian needs a diagnosis.
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