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    How did you find CS? I was on CB for awhile (I was a nobody there as well). I became increasingly irritated with that site, but I needed somewhere to gauge my pessimism/realism/"string-pulling" against other fans for those times that I need to try to reign myself in

    How did you choose your moniker? Cain is Bigfoot, Bigfoot is Cain

    What do you do (other than read CS)? Work, sit on the couch, offer token assistance in child-rearing, sleep, repeat. My routine is only broken up by BYU football and basketball

    How many time zones have you lived in? 3

    What are your sports loyalties? BYU. I have messed up priorities because of BYU, but I don't have a desire to change at this point. I also follow the Dodgers, but I'm not a good fan. I have another team, but if I reveal it then someone could probably figure out my former CB name if they didn't have a life

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be? I don't expect him to ask me a question.


    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    What do you like about CS? It's not CB. Probably not an original answer, but it's the truth

    What don't you like about CS? Some of you are real bastards

    Do you pee in the sink? Not lately

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path? Every day

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs? No, drugs aren't my thing

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck) Stake sports and 11 year old scouts, but I seem to be going inactive with a 3 year old and 4 month old who constantly have a runny nose and cough

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking? I am very creepy. It comes natural. I'm coming to accept it. I've been peering through the back windows at night for a couple of years probably

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread? Of course not

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    Welcome!

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    Welcome.

    Stop being such a creep and post more.
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    bienvenidos

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    I wish I could have a fro like the dude in your pic.

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    Welcome. I expect a lot more activity in the Bigfoot thread(s) now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot is Cain View Post
    What don't you like about CS? Some of you are real bastards
    Please tell us how you really feel... and don't forget to name names.

    Welcome aboard.
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    Don't we already have a Bigfoot thread?

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    Welcome! How bout some creepy posts, now?
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    Hullo. Welcome.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    Welcome. If you apply yourself, there's no reason you can't get to 40 posts by 2016.
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    You are dead to me.
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    "Some of you are real Bastards."

    Thats a strong intro. Gotta love it. I think 90% of us know who the real and fake bastards are around here, so I guess it's not that big of a deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clackamascoug View Post
    "Some of you are real Bastards."

    Thats a strong intro. Gotta love it. I think 90% of us know who the real and fake bastards are around here, so I guess it's not that big of a deal.
    Right. My parents were married, so the assertion doesn't bother me.
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    Welcome CiBF.
    One of the grandest benefits of the enlightenment was the realization that our moral sense must be based on the welfare of living individuals, not on their immortal souls. Honest and passionate folks can strongly disagree regarding spiritual matters, so it's imperative that we not allow such considerations to infringe on the real happiness of real people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelado View Post
    Right. My parents were married, so the assertion doesn't bother me.
    Yeah, but there was that recent incident at the high school reunion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot is Cain View Post
    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking? I am very creepy. It comes natural. I'm coming to accept it. I've been peering through the back windows at night for a couple of years probably
    How do you feel about Steven Powell?

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    Welcome, Bigfoot is Cain. I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.

    ps- throw wuap some love. he's had a rough go of it lately.
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    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
    Yeah, but there was that recent incident at the high school reunion...
    Sounds like you're deflecting on the whole "bastard" issue. Hitting a little too close to home?
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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    Welcome Bic. Happy to have you here.

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    Pretty good intro post, BiC. To say some on here are real bastards, is being kind. Closer to about 95%, tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    You are dead to me.
    Feels like Wuap's "welcome question" is really lacking this time.
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    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    Feels like Wuap's "welcome question" is really lacking this time.
    It's getting super meta. I'll be honest- I struggle to think how I'd go about answering that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pellegrino View Post
    Welcome, Bigfoot is Cain. I am pleased you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.

    ps- throw wuap some love. he's had a rough go of it lately.
    Is it approved if I'm not on it? These n00bs wanna break traditions, just because he's Abel to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    You are dead to me.
    Didn't mean to offend. I eagerly await your question for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot is Cain View Post
    Didn't mean to offend. I eagerly await your question for me.

    Look at him backpeddle. He probably thinks dead doesn't mean dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Look at him backpeddle. He probably thinks dead doesn't mean dead.
    Fine. Birds are stupid. Bananas are gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wuapinmon View Post
    Is it approved if I'm not on it? These n00bs wanna break traditions, just because he's Abel to.
    despite your turrible puns, you have a point. you are on the mandatory section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot is Cain View Post
    Fine. Birds are stupid. Bananas are gross.
    You said it. We were all thinking it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigfoot is Cain View Post
    Fine. Birds are stupid. Bananas are gross.
    Dodgers' fans aren't known for their intelligence or good taste.
    "Yeah, but never trust a Ph.D who has an MBA as well. The PhD symbolizes intelligence and discipline. The MBA symbolizes lust for power." -- Katy Lied

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