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    mpfunk for his thread bump
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post






    lol. Those never get old.
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    All I think about when I see these clips is how fun the UofU was!! Man, those were the days!

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    I agree with HFN, you guys watch a lot of BYUTV. Is Roger Reid mormon? That guy used to get on my nerves.

    Quote Originally Posted by wally View Post
    All I think about when I see these clips is how fun the UofU was!! Man, those were the days!
    Me too. I remember playing sax in front of the fountain all night long (not that, sickos!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donuthole View Post
    I dyed my beard white once, too. Truly great and annoying Mormons must think alike!

    Also, as I typed 'Mormons' in the previous (and just now this) sentence, it was automatically capitalized! We have come so far as a people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGrace View Post
    mpfunk for his thread bump
    But I'm a MarkGrace Mormon

    See this is why you are not loveable.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    But I'm a MarkGrace Mormon

    See this is why you are not loveable.
    Welcome to the tribe!
    So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katy Lied View Post
    Harley guy not LDS. He's got quite the sketchy past tho. Ex-con man.
    I think you are wrong on the LDS portion. He did get in trouble for a documentary fund raising that never got off the ground. Not sure about the sketchy past. I've known Stan for years. He's a good guy and was a heck of a high school history teacher at Highland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGrace View Post
    Welcome to the tribe!
    One quick question, how often do I need to attend to remain a member of this tribe?
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
    --SeattleUte

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpfunk View Post
    One quick question, how often do I need to attend to remain a member of this tribe?
    Once a decade.
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    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    One of my good friends says that the history on a Harley guy was his Sunday school teacher growing up. He also says that the guy's a former BYU football player (I think it was BYU) and that he once knocked a man out cold at church for giving him crap about something. Thought you'd all like to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteelBlue View Post
    One of my good friends says that the history on a Harley guy was his Sunday school teacher growing up. He also says that the guy's a former BYU football player (I think it was BYU) and that he once knocked a man out cold at church for giving him crap about something. Thought you'd all like to know.
    Wow, this guy has more legends about him than Porter Rockwell. He played football in the South somewhere, not at BYU.

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    Kathryn Skaggs of Mormon Women Stand. She oozes self-righteousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Kathryn Skaggs of Mormon Women Stand. She oozes self-righteousness.
    I have to second this one. Sister Skaggs is bonkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Kathryn Skaggs of Mormon Women Stand. She oozes self-righteousness.
    Great call.
    The crux of what has traumatized us about CUF/CG is that we thought they were our friends. And their identity as BYU fans turned out to be the most important thing to them. What empty lives! What a damning indictment of the LDS Church!
    --SeattleUte

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJF View Post
    And Cougarstats.com tells me I'm getting old. It was Jeff Wilcox who was the safety.
    Or Brad Clark.
    I'm like LeBron James.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Kathryn Skaggs of Mormon Women Stand. She oozes self-righteousness.
    She and her husband look like a nice couple who aren't hung up on the Word of Wisdom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by byu71 View Post
    She and her husband look like a nice couple who aren't hung up on the Word of Wisdom.
    Is that a major or minor WOW infraction? Because based on her online persona, I would think a diet Coke would make her cringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Northwestcoug View Post
    Is that a major or minor WOW infraction? Because based on her online persona, I would think a diet Coke would make her cringe.
    I think all WOW infractions are minor unless someone is addicted and it hurts themselves or someone else.

    If a diet coke makes her cringe, then she must nag the heck out of her hubby to drop a few. It could be real tough living with a hard liner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clackamascoug View Post
    Prancing violin playing chick.
    This.

    Is Kurt Bestor still LDS? He may not count.

    What about PK on the radio? I'm not sure if he's LDS, but he sure is annoying.

    I don't think David Archuleta or biker dude are annoying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katy Lied View Post
    Harley guy not LDS. He's got quite the sketchy past tho. Ex-con man.
    I guess Salt Lake Magazine looked into this a bit last year:

    http://saltlakemagazine.com/blog/201...-in-the-story/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Public View Post
    I guess Salt Lake Magazine looked into this a bit last year:

    http://saltlakemagazine.com/blog/201...-in-the-story/
    Busted.

    I thought this part was funny:

    Confronted with a list of apparent fabrications, Ellsworth said he may have “combined some parts of my history for simplicity.”

    Without accepting responsibility for any specific lie, Ellsworth acknowledged that “I should have been much more proactive in protecting the validity of who I am.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Douger View Post
    This.

    Is Kurt Bestor still LDS? He may not count.

    What about PK on the radio? I'm not sure if he's LDS, but he sure is annoying.

    I don't think David Archuleta or biker dude are annoying.

    I am pretty sure PK is LDS and DJ is not. Boler is not, but Monson is.

    Is the prancing violin chick being talked about the one who is with Celtic Women?

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    DJ is LDS, PK is not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGrace View Post
    Alex Boye
    Gayle Ruzicka
    Brad Wilcox
    The Shaytards
    Boyd K. Packer

    I'm clearly not very well versed in annoying Mormons as I don't recognize any of these names.
    After googling their names, I remembered that I'd seen Ruzicka, the Shaytards, and Packer mentioned here before. Still didn't recognize the other two.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Public View Post
    I guess Salt Lake Magazine looked into this a bit last year:

    http://saltlakemagazine.com/blog/201...-in-the-story/
    What's annoying about defrauding investors to a University of Utah football documentary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
    DJ is LDS, PK is not.
    it is the other way around.
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    Gayle Ruzicka is in a league of her own, but the BYU officers who put boots on cars deserve an honorable mention.
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