Ouch!

[TripletDaddy]

Seems like his family might have a decent PI claim against the marina, which had posted a sign reading "No Swimming Alligators."

I think the sign read, "No! Swimming Alligators"

PS i neglected to include the word "Ouch!" in my original post but have since amended. Would appreciate it if you would do the same in your quote box.

[Donuthole]

I think the sign read, "No! Swimming Alligators"

PS i neglected to include the word "Ouch!" in my original post but have since amended. Would appreciate it if you would do the same in your quote box.

No! Editing Posts

[TripletDaddy]

Georgia woman goes on drunken rampage after live-in boyfriend refuses to have sex


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2283482

After a night out, Grooms reportedly came home around 11:30 p.m. on June 24 and confronted her boyfriend, 30-year-old Carlos Rodrecus Grace. Grace reportedly refused her sexual advances earlier in the day. She told him she "f----d everyone else because (Grace) would not f--k her," Sheriff's Deputy Phillip Clark wrote in his report, obtained by The Smoking Gun. Then Grooms scratched Grace bloody in the face, head and neck and bit his left forearm while he was sitting on the couch, cops said. He escaped to the bathroom and called 911. Grooms, who lives with her mother, Betty Clark, 66, also punched her in the left eye, cops said.

Ouch!

[TripletDaddy]

New York good Samaritan tries to free man trapped under lawnmower but makes it worse

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2263049

His helping needs help.

Police said a man who lied about being a government rescue worker and offered to help free a victim stuck under a lawnmower actually made the situation worse....

...But Ratcliffe tried to help and connected a rope from the lawnmower to his SUV in an attempt to pull it from his foot. But instead of putting the vehicle in reverse he moved forward and knocked into the lawnmower which pushed the victim over the 12-foot embankment.

Ouch!

[TripletDaddy]

Cheating Wife Reportedly Busted While Sexting At A Baseball Game


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...usaolp00000592

A woman who was apparently cheating on her husband was reportedly busted at a baseball game in Atlanta by a pair of eagle-eyed sisters sitting right behind her.
Last week, Delana and Brynn Hinson posted images on social media showing what appeared to be a woman sexting someone who is not her husband. The Hinson sisters say the woman's spouse had been sitting next to her at the time, watching a game between the Atlanta Braves and Los Angeles Dodgers at Turner Field.

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Ouch!

[Donuthole]

Cheating Wife Reportedly Busted While Sexting At A Baseball Game


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/...usaolp00000592

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Ouch!

#iPhone6+FTW

[Dwight Schr-ute]

OUCH!

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[falafel]

What body part is that? A foot?

[Jeff Lebowski]

What body part is that? A foot?

Looks like his heel. Happy to see that thing healing up rapidly.

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=36044605&nid..._cid=popular-4


Convicted killer tells victim's family to 'get over it' at parole hearing

Michael Patterson, convicted of killing his girlfriend and dumping her body in Spanish Fork Canyon before shooting her roommate, says the victims' families should just "get over it."

1. "What do you want to do? What's the deal?" –Michael Patterson
2. "You make me nervous because of the very violent nature of your conduct." –Parole board Vice Chairman Robert Yeates
3. "It's over though. It is over." –Patterson
4. "It's not over for the victim or the victims' family members. That's the problem." –Yeates
5. "Well, they'll have to get over it, really, if they can." –Patterson

Ouch!

[smokymountainrain]

http://www.ksl.com/?sid=36044605&nid..._cid=popular-4


Convicted killer tells victim's family to 'get over it' at parole hearing








Ouch!

I know I shouldn't judge, but that Patterson fellow doesn't seem very nice.

[TripletDaddy]

Brain-eating amoeba detected in Louisiana parish’s water system

http://www.statesman.com/news/lifest...ularheadlines4

The Naegleria fowleri amoeba is a tiny organism that infects people when “contaminated water enters the body through the nose.”The CDC writes, “Once the ameba enters the nose, it travels to the brain where it causes primary amebic meningoencephalitis, which is usually fatal.”
In short, the amoeba feeds on the brain, destroying it.

Ouch!

[Donuthole]

http://www.statesman.com/news/lifest...ularheadlines4



Ouch!

There are some hot springs near here with posted signs that read "Don't stick your head under the water unless you want your brain eaten by amoebas. Really." We took the scouts, a couple of whom promptly stuck their heads in the water. Also we ran into a some ladies in bikinis.

[BigPiney]

There are some hot springs near here with posted signs that read "Don't stick your head under the water unless you want your brain eaten by amoebas. Really." We took the scouts, a couple of whom promptly stuck their heads in the water. Also we ran into a some ladies in bikinis.

We had a 22 year old woman die a month ago in my community from that. Scary.

edit: not bikinis

[wuapinmon]

We had a 22 year old woman die a month ago in my community from that. Scary.

edit: not bikinis

I quit swimming in fresh water in 1988 because of ear aches....this makes me even more sure of that decision because almost every public lake and pond in our area has had someone die from this.