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Originally posted by old_gregg View Posthe definitely got fired from sv and they let him say it was mutual
On a semi-related note, my wife used to be a big fan of TJ, so we traveled to SLC to watch him do standup a few years ago at a small club. He did a bit about how amazing it must have been when Eli Whitney invented peanut butter and Whitney probably kept it secret, even from his wife, for a while because it was too amazing to share.
After the show, he greeted people and let us take pictures as we filed out. I took the opportunity to inform TJ that Eli Whitney did not invent peanut butter but he was too high/distracted to understand what I was even saying."Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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Originally posted by Lost Student View PostI thought he quit because he knew the The Emoji Movie was going to be a huge hit?
On a semi-related note, my wife used to be a big fan of TJ, so we traveled to SLC to watch him do standup a few years ago at a small club. He did a bit about how amazing it must have been when Eli Whitney invented peanut butter and Whitney probably kept it secret, even from his wife, for a while because it was too amazing to share.
After the show, he greeted people and let us take pictures as we filed out. I took the opportunity to inform TJ that Eli Whitney did not invent peanut butter but he was too high/distracted to understand what I was even saying."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Originally posted by Commando View PostSounds like a troll bit. Isn't Eli Whitney inventing the cotton gin kind of a running joke of a trivia question?"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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Tonight's episode was very strong, with at least a dozen good one-liners and a couple of great visuals. This one got a definite lol:
Spoiler for Jared's funny self-assessment:Jared (watching himself on TV): "Is my nose really that big? I look like an anti-Semitic propaganda cartoon."
What Jared does in reaction to what he saw was hilarious and cringe-inducing. Loved it.
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostLast night's season finale <sniff> was very strong, a great wrap-up to a fun series. Overall, it was a very good final season--a bit over-the-top weird at times, but never boring. Several amusing shots at Stanford, among other targets.
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Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostLast night's season finale <sniff> was very strong, a great wrap-up to a fun series. Overall, it was a very good final season--a bit over-the-top weird at times, but never boring. Several amusing shots at Stanford, among other targets.
When poet puts pen to paper imagination breathes life, finding hearth and home.
-Mid Summer's Night Dream
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Just finished watching the first season. Loved it."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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Originally posted by Pelado View PostJust finished watching the first season. Loved it.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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