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You want them to let you out of the home occasionally?
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing & Charm School
Really enjoyed it."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Still got one episode left, but I've been enjoying Upload. I'm sure it will seem goofy in 10 years, but the future tech is kinda fun.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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The First World War
I watched the first episode (until falling asleep). Pretty interesting, in spite of how tired I was.
The Balkan states apparently didn't like how old-school Emperor/King Franz Joseph I was. So, in protest, they assassinate the heir to the throne, who, unbeknownst to them, planned to run things much differently that his uncle did. Then, with Archduke Franz Ferdinand dead, Franz Joseph goes old-school on the Balkans in retribution. Franz Joseph died about two and a half years later. Had the Serb revolutionaries been more patient, things might have markedly improved under Ferdinand."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Fart: A Documentary is available on Prime. "The history and humor of the fart. A film by Troy Hale"
I'm totally going to watch this.Comment
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Hard pass.Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I hate those ones!Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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I learned from the fart documentary that the oldest written joke in the world is a fart joke. It’s written 4000 years ago in ancient Sumerian. There are also ancient Japanese texts that discuss farting. The Dalai Lama even told a fart joke on TV.Comment
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Gonna have to squeeze it inOriginally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post“Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis ChapmanComment
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"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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So, the fart documentary was sort of interesting, but not really worth a watch. I expected a good deal of fart humor and such, but they focused way too much time and attention on Mr. Methane, a professional flatulist.
I did like the discussion with groups of men and women to get their different takes on farting. And I thought the historical information about the subject was interesting. But overall, I can't recommend this documentary. It would have been better if it had much more science, more history, more discussion about cultural norms, and much less Mr. Methane.Comment
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Completely agree with you on this. This documentary could have been so much better. The author of the books sounded like he had a wealth of information, but didn't share that much. Also, we get it, people love a good fart joke, men and women look at farting differently, and kids REALLY think farting is funny, but I could do with more of the history of farting. They would dance around it like saying, "in some cultures you would be killed if you farted in front of the wrong people". Wow! That's cool, but when a did this happen and to whom. Soft pass.Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View PostComment
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Exactly! Delving into things like that would have been so much more interesting. More of that and less of Phartman comics and Mr. Methane.Originally posted by originalsocal View PostComment
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Rocketman.
I thought it would be a biopic along the lines of bohemian rhapsody.
It was not a biopic along the lines of bohemian rhapsody.
Fun show though. Certainly unique.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσινComment
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